Not True News 18/05/08

Sunday, 18 May 08, 02:42 AM · Comments (0)

The Not True News (NTN) team has discovered cable television plans to make Yeovil the centre of Britains cable tv focus in the next few weeks.

After the runaway success of Living TV's "America's next top model" and "Britains next top model" the company is now planning to take their catwalk search regional.

NTN was granted an exclusive interview with Livings press officer Stewart Marcus to discuss why such a dog hole would have any chance of producing a model.

"We wanted to take the concept of a model search and make it more specific to a town and Yeovil is more or less at the end of the towns alphabet so we thought we would start at the bottom and work up...so to speak"

When questioned about the town's ability to produce good looking women, fit for television, Stewart added.

"We haven't really thought about it in too much depth as yet... are you saying they are all mingers?"