Not True News 23/08/08

Saturday, 23 August 08, 05:18 AM · Comments (0)

Weymouth Football Club have been rocked to the core this week with the news that former boss Jason Tindall has been cleared of a speeding offence. Click here for the Echo article.

Tindall was absolved of blame as he could not see from his diary who was driving the leased car, but he knew it wasn't him.

Here at Not True News we have been keen to pursue the truth of what happened here and have enlisted the help of new re-formed X-Files duo Mulder and Scully.

Here is an exclusive sneak preview of their reports.

Mulder "The truth is out there Scully"

Scully "There is one thing in this case I don't understand."

Mulder "I know, why wouldn't the police speed camera show the glow of Jason Tindalls tan when the picture was taken. He looks like the bloody Ready Brek Boy."

Scully "There was some evidence of that in the photo though Mulder. Look"

Mulder looks

Scully "But look closely, its a set up. That isn't Tindall Bells."

Mulder "Oh my goodness Scully. It is a framing. That is Stuart Beavon driving the car and he has painted himself in Ronseal"

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Case Closed!

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