Not True News 29/06/08

Sunday, 29 June 08, 03:32 AM · Comments (1)

Weymouth FC have swooped for Barcelona striker Thierry Henry in a move set to shock the footballing world.

The Catalan club met with a representative of the South Coast minnows (ok it was me, Terrasblogger) last week to thrash out the deal that will see the best player in Premiership history join the Terras initially on a one year loan deal.

I got to grab a few seconds with the great man outside the Nou Camp where he was understandably delighted at leaving Barcelona for a proper coastal resort with a proper harbour.

"I have heard St Albans Street is a bit like Los Ramblos, so I will be happy with that. I also can't wait to link up with Stuart Beavon who I have heard great things about."

The talismanic Frenchman added.

" I want to follow in the footsteps of great Terras strikers of the past like David Laws, Steve Claridge and Paul Adcock"

I think he meant Lee Phillips...

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