Fuck football.

What is football these days?

Seriously? I don't quite understand it anymore. It is not as it used to be.

Take Chelsea. I don't hate them like I should I do. Why not? I hear you say.

Because football has become like Monopoly. Actually it's more like snakes and ladders. Either way it's a shit board game, and the dogs eaten the dice so you can't even play it anyway.

Roman the Russian 'oil mogul' has spent 500 million at Chelsea. 500 Million pounds, and they still can't string more than 7 passes together. When John Terry missed that penalty I actually felt sorry for him. For one split second. Then I remembered. Click. This is the same John Terry who hounds refs. The same John Terry who pisses in glasses in night clubs, and sets an example to young kids. The same John Terry who on 9/11 was in a bar in an airport getting pissed being abusive to other air users, the fella is pure class.

Shit I do hate Chelsea. Sorry I lost myself there. What a bunch of cunts.

Manchester United.

Great team! Well if you count the fact they have a 12th player on the pitch, they conveniently call the referee. Then yeah they are alright. Legends? Come on.

Ronaldo is a prick. If he was made of chocolate he'd eat himself. The scrawny cunt. Have you seen the size of his adams apple? It's not right man. It's not fucking right. Yes he can dribble and he can take a free kick. He just can't perform against anyone with pace. Clichy has him in his pocket. He gets no change from Ashley Cole, the Rock Hudson of the football world, allegedly. Hutton from spurs even marked him out of the game. Ronaldo has scored 42 goals though this season. I doff my cap. He also bullies children under 8 and nicks there pocket money, well the football equivalent.

Tottenham. Well at least they are still shit. 'Next season'. 'Next season.' Deluded fucking gay lords the lot of them. Remember this? We got Bent... We'll definitely finish above you this year.' We all laughed didn't we? Remember this one? 'We're gonna finish fourth ahead of you'. When you team has only aspirations of finishing fourth and gloating about beating our reserve side 5-1, you know they must be a 'sleeping giant'. How the fuck where spurs ever a giant. They've won the league what 2 times? 2 fucking times. Last time in 1961. Man hadn't even been to the moon. The Beatles hadn't even landed yet. I suppose they are a Top four club of stupid cunts.

My original point was football has changed drastically. I don't like what it has become.

I can't however hard I try be less passionate about it though. This is a cunt really because football doesn't deserve my love anymore. It's cheated on me with billionaires; it's had seedy encounters about playing away from home. It's become so greedy that it would rather fleece me than entertain me. It has missed the fucking whole point. It should be about young boys, jumpers for goalposts. Next goal wins. Rush fucking goalie. Instead it has become about primadonas overpaid pricks. There are even some in my team. See if you can name them. This. Is. Killing. Our. National. Game!

What used to be a working class release has become a middle class folly. It's a load of fucking bollocks!

But I still can't help loving it.