FIFA 08 or Pre Evo 08

FIFA is the best, whether you want to admit it or not. Seriously - I'd rather take a sh*t, wipe my ass, and lick the toilet paper, than play that gay-ass "Pro Evo". Who even plays that? The graphics are ok, but the play sucks, the sounds suck, the songs suck, the football is crap, and one day at the video game store, some kid cried after finiding out that their stock of FIFA 08 was sold out and he didn't want that crap known as "Winning XI: Pro Evo 08". They call that a FOOTBALL game? Pfffffft, those "Pro Evo" geeks need to kill themselves.

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Pro Evolution is best if you want real gameplay. FIFA is for people under 14 who want arcade style football that looks nice. Pro Evolution is for people who actually play football.

Dear WeeBlackSkelf & other Pro Evo Geeks,

What hole have you all crawled out of, pray tell? "Football NOT soccer" just said that Pro Evo doesn't depict real football (he's completely right), so you're going to retort by saying the same thing? Pfffffffffft. Winning XI Pro Evo is for guys that love to wear pretty little pink dresses when no one is around because that's what the game is like while playing: 22 players running around as if they were wearing pink dresses and high heels. FIFA is for the real assholes of society, that don't take shit from anyone, and isn't afraid to get their head kicked in. Now please, take your Pro Evo and shove it up your ass, where it really belongs. Thanks in advance.

Sincerely,
Someone Who Is Does NOT Take It Up The Ass, Like A Pro Evo Geek