Anyone for Sprinkles?

Monday, 06 July 09, 01:03 AM · Comments(3)

OMG is it over yet? Has the football returned? Can I have some Diprivol until it starts? There is nothing, and I mean NOTHING going on out there in the world of Arsenal.

There has been no official confirmation of VP's resigning, Adebayor is staying if he must but will probably go, we haven't signed anyone else, FC Burgerbap have still not signed (or even bid) for Arshavin and Michael Jackson is still dead. Is that not in the Arsenal world? I thought that was in every world!

Will Milan be giving us £20million PLUS Flamini for the 25? Only if they have LSD for sprinkled on their cornflakes. Which is what, incidentally Glenn Hoddle must have had when he said Michael Owen is better than Tevez. And a side order of 'shrooms too if you ask me. Ex-Spuds, Liverpool and Manure, blurgh, see what I have to resort to to fill some paragraphs? It's enough to make you feel dirty...and not in the good way!

I could talk about the whole Real Madrid/Super League thing but that's not going to happen so I can't be bothered. When you can just buy whatever the hell you like why bother running it past UEFA anyway?

In case you missed it on the official site, there have been a few song competitions to go along with the painfully slow way with which the Arsenal are releasing the results of the Player of the Year.

At number 4 we had Nasri and the winning song for him goes like this:

Mark Clegg, Belfast
Why dont you come on over Nasri...Nasri...Nasriiiii.
(To the tune of 'Valerie' by Amy Winehouse/Zutons)

But I preferred this one, how can you go wrong with anything sung to the tune of 'My 'ol man's a dustman'?

James Iddiols, Wiltshire
Ohhh Samir Nasri's magic, he wears a magic hat, and when he signed for Arsenal, he said I'm having that, he scores them with his left foot, he scores them with his right, and when he's playing Man U, he scores all through the night.
(To the tune of 'My old man's a dustman')

Almunia at number 3 got some pretty lame efforts if I'm honest, but the winner was pretty impressive:

1. Carlin Garrett
Australia
“I've heard there was a Spanish man who played in goals, and it pleased the fans and you don't really care for Tottenham, do ya? It goes like this they shoot, they miss He makes the save, with his fingertips, our goalkeeping king, his name is Almunia, Almuuniiiiiiia Almuuniiiiiiia Almuuniiiiiiia Almuuniiiiiiia”
(To the tune of ‘Hallelujah’ by Jeff Buckley/Alexandra Burke)

Don't know if that one would survive the butchering of the terraces tho, would be funny all the same!

And that's if. If it wouldn't be too much trouble, could Arsenal please do something, anything, to help out us poor lil bloggers. Thanks.

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