LadyArse

Mad Jens Lehmann

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 19:21:42 +0000

What else could you put on a Tshirt with the crazy one? Yes, it says 'crazy muthafucka'

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Ramsey makes Fletcher his bitch...and some nonsense too

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 15:51:12 +0000

I like Cudicini I do. I knows he's not only a spud but an ex-chav as well but I've always liked him. I thought he was a great keeper, admired the way he handled things after he was shit on at Chelsea, and how could you not appreciate his gift to Henry at Highbury?

Being on a somewhat different planet for over a week now I've had a relative abscence of news in my life and what I have seen has arrived by way of Arsenal-related blogs. There was mention yesterday in Arseblog about Cudicini and a motorbike but I just figured it was a joke I didn't get as can be the case. Two broken wrists, a broken pelvis and a wrote of BM bike is a shit day all round to say the least but when you throw in an Arsenal fan as the driver of the car he collided with, well, let's just say there's no point doing the lottery any time soon.

I'm torn.

One the one hand it's never nice to see any genuinely nice bloke injured in such a way, but on the other, it's fucking hilarious that an Arsenal fan smashed up a spud player. Why couldn't it have been Robbie Keane? Or Bentley? I doubt even the spuds fans would give a toss about that. But, such is life, it is often the least deserving who get to carry on being smug little shits while the decent ones end up pissing through a tube.

Yes ladies and gentlemen, the interlull is still very much with us.

In other news, non Arsenal related, Wayne Rooney has been talking about how he still hasn't changed his classily-named babys nappy. You'd think he'd have no problem with that seeing as he has to wash a face which resembles an arse evry day.

This is what qualifies for column inches these days. There's probably been a natural disaster of biblical proportions in the world, and I get to read about wazzas brat's manure filled nappy.

Football today is mostly of the friendly kind, apart from the monster tie which is Ireland v France later tonight. In the Wales v Scotland game, not only did Aaron Ramsey run the game, get on the scoresheet, and create the assists for the first two, he made Darren Fletcher his bitch for the entire time they were both on the pitch (from what I saw). The man who's only contribution to football seems to be to foul even tried to pull and haul Ramsey down as he went through on goal, but great feet and strength saw Ramsey bury his effort with Fletcher still hanging on to him. Referees don't penalise you because of Wenger Fletcher, they penalise you because you are a thug. And a fucking ugly one at that.

It's only coming up to half-time in the Wales v Scotland match so I've no idea how that might pan out (it's 3-0 Wales so I think I could make an educated guess), but if Ramsey can survive the rest of the kicking's he's gonna get from Flecther for making him look like an epileptic monkey, he'll have really laid down his marker for more first team starts.

And on that note, I think I shall go and feed my face. Not much else to be doing til the England B's take on Brazil, and then it's just football, football, football...for a few hours at least.

And I know it might be seen as shameless self-promotion, but you'll be needing to get xmas pressies soon so I'm just trying to help. Honest.

Persie - Dutch & Mighty

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 12:50:48 +0000

Go on, you know you want it...you really do

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Le Bob

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 19:57:25 +0000

Just for ArsenalAdam, well, it's not just for him, but he was asking if there could be some Tshirts of the Invincibles...more on the way so keep an eye out

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Has the LadyArse returned?

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 16:52:21 +0000

Well, here we go, let's give this a try. This Interlull hasn't been as kind as the last one. Inner ear problem or Amsterdam? You'd have to be as thick as a Spud to chose the ear thing, but given that there was no choice involved on my part my intelligence levels can in no way be comparable.

And just so you know, despite what Jamrock says, The Verve did lie...the drugs do work...how can you not love the NHS? Once they work out what it actually is I'll be even better and more grateful, but until then, I'm going to struggle on.

Enough of that, you've heard enough of my 'issues' over the last week or so. That being said, from what I've been reading, there hasn't really been that much else going on. Sunu wants to go on loan, Le Boss wants him to sign a new contract before he does so, no doubt aware of the lure of regular first-team football and the effect that can have on someone coming to the end of a contract. I can't say I've seen that much of him, and he hasn't made a name for himself in the reserves the way others such as Watt, Wilshere, Merida et al have, but who am I to question Wenger? He may not know a goalkeeper from a 6ft telegraph pole, but he does know youngsters, so I bow to his judgement.

Rumours abound about this player and that player being scouted by us as we head closer to January, and no doubt there is truth in the rumours that we scout players. Who the hell doesn't? But are we scouting the players detailed in the red-tops and shit-top Daily Mail? I very much doubt it. After all, when was the last time we signed someone the papers actually knew anything about (Arshavin aside)? I feel pretty certain we will see at least one arrival in January, and the non-wonky side of me thinks it will be a keeper. Blah blah blah you say as you fear I'll head off on another 'buy Akinfeev' rant, but you know it's what we need, and I'm pretty sure Wenger knows it too. Had Nervianski not required surgery, I'm pretty sure we would have seen him return to goal ahead of The Spanish Slow Reactor, but my faith in him has wained over the past season and a bit. Where I'd thought he could be world-class, I now wonder if he's even Spud-class. Harsh? Perhaps, he's young, but why is he so nervous? Is Mad Jens still stalking the place throwing evil-monkey gestures at any keeper who looks like he might become number one? It would explain a lot, even why Chesney seems the most confident of keepers. If he's daft/mad enough to manage to break both his arms at the same time you have to believe he thinks he can out-crazy the German and sees him as no threat.

Bloody hell, this is nonsense.

If you happen to be in the area, Arsenal will be showing the away match against Sunderland live in the Emirates. When you think how shit internet streams can be, it's a pretty good idea. Another way for the club to generate income and give the fans a bigger space than the Chapman or Rocket to watch the match. Result all round. It still defies me in this day and age (and with the demand for tickets far exceeding availability) that we can't get live matchs on TV in the UK. Surely there's some way they can sort out a rights package that would allow that? Who here wouldn't gladly sacrifice Match of the Day and their usual three-minute, end-of-programme coverage of Arsenal's Saturday's 3pm kick offs for a live match on TV for a quid or more a month on top of their sports package?

I'm gonna shut up now. More TShirts to design, it's become like an addiction (maybe it's actually application, but since I've never had that I don't know what it feels like). In case you've only just stumbled across this blog, check out www.arsenaltshirts.com which is getting somewhere in the region of 5,000 hits per day....if only I could find a way of converting those in to sales I'd be sorted. Perhaps my designs are just crap. Ah well, keeps me happy, and out of trouble, and doesn't involve head movement which still has the tendency to make me fall over.

It's all just a riot at the minute eh?

Til tomorrow...

Song ActivResponse

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 21:44:55 +0000

It won't let you down

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Ashburton Grove Medical Centre

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 20:14:22 +0000

Making injuries last longer since 2006

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(blog will be back very soon, next day or so I'd say if things keep going the way they are :))

Arsenal Periodic Table - only £3.99 and only 100 A3 left

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 12:53:49 +0000

And there's only 100 of them...so get it quick:

Get yours here

Arsenal TShirts Email Fixed...&mini-update

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 01:18:27 +0000

Anyone who has tried to email me at info@arsenaltshirts.com might have noticed that the email either bounced back or you just didn't get a response. Given the hugmungous number of hits (so many I thought there must be a glitch with the tracker at first) www.arsenaltshirts.com has received in it's first few days I thought things were a bit quiet on the email front and it turns out there was a glitch with the set up. It's all fixed now, so feel free to get in touch...and keep coming by www.arsenaltshirts.com as new designs being added all the time....

Blog-wise, I'm not sure when I'll be up to that. Went back to work today and that was an absolute disaster. I've now been instructed by the doctor to take the rest of the week off while I wait to find out what's going on (it's not an ear-infection). Sitting planted on my sofa with my laptop involves a hell of a lot less movement than being in work which is a good thing for my balance apparently but may not be seen as such in certain quarters. You know what I mean...but seriously, how much crap on TV can one person watch?

See you all soon hopefully, but, as always, if you're missing your daily Arsenal fix and don't already, go read Cesc is God by Jamrock Rover or Tales from Gillespie Road from Rockthecasbah

What are you waiting for? Go! Now!

New Arsenal Chant

Sun, 8 Nov 2009 17:02:52 +0000

Do you think this would work on a TShirt:

His ma's a thief
His da's a dealer
John Terry's a chav
And Diaby's boot cleaner

???? Maybe I'm sicker than I thought, I think that's funny, but then I love the thought of Terry's face attacking Diaby's boot.

And I want the credit if this makes it to the terraces LMAO