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I hope you're all doing well this fine Tuesday morning. 

I've had three cups of coffee and I'm raring to go...unlike Bendtner who is back at Arsenal for treatment after wrecking his knee for Denmark. He's a doubt for Saturday so that's the one down to compensate for the return of Adebayor, how many more to follow?  With Cesc due to play against Man City, you have to reckon that someone else will pick up a knock.  That's how it works right?  That's how it's worked all season so far anyway.

We'll know in 48 hours and then it's full-steam ahead into pre-match mode.  There's very little on Bendtner out there, which reflects one of two things: 1. The injury is not that serious, or 2. The media really don't give a toss about Bendter and would rather spend thousands of pounds inking up pages of crap about Cesc....but it isn't looking very good.

Speaking of which, Spitgate has taken another turn with Hull saying they'd welcome 'an amicable end' to the whole affair.  If that's the case just shut the fuck up and carry on with your business of getting relegated. 

The fact that Hull have come out and said they would rather reach an agreement with Arsenal smacks of them having zero evidence to back up their claims.  If one of their players had spat at Pat Rice would we be happy for them simply to say 'sorry'? 

And what happens if they withdraw their complaint?  What happens regarding the slur on Cesc's character?  Isn't that libel or something? I'm pretty sure it is, and you can bet all the saliva you can muster that had it been the other way round Brown would be screaming from the top of BBC Broadcasting House that something should be done. Get up there Wenger and let them have it.  Hehe, the image of it makes me laugh.

It's amazing now, how after Phil Brown himself said no-one else saw the incident, all of a sudden (well, after five days) all of their players and coaching staff saw the incident as well.  Fuck off Phil Brown and Hull.  You've managed to wreck all the good will afforded you by playing so well in the Premier League since your promotion and now we can't wait to see you sent back to where you belong.  It wouldn't surprise me if Brown spat at Horton himself just to get a headline or three.

Shevchenko has said that he thinks Arshavin has made the right move in joining Arsenal.  While we all know this to be true, Shevchenko is hardly the authority on good moves within the Premiership, while being the master of stating the obvious.

I'm not going to comment on the stupidity of Pires statement that Arsenal need to go English if we want success.  But somebody else has here.  He's still a legend.

Although I won't truly believe it til I see him on the pitch, Rosicky is due to make his comeback in the reserves next week.  Fingers crossed he makes it that far, but, as we seen with Eduardo, loads of niggles await him on his road to full recovery.  Let him take it easy and then make up for it next year.  Does this also mean another one of our players will have to get injured?  We can't possibly have an almost fully fit squad, the footballing gods just won't allow it.  And it wouldn't be fair on the other clubs, so I'm sure if that is the case Blatter will step in and nobble a few himself.

At boardroom level, Danny Fizman sold some shares, Stan Kronke bought them (£42,500,000 worth/5,000 shares).  The club and everybody involved say it'll have no impact on Arsenal.  Time will tell, but better they go into Stan's pocket than that fat, hideous 'thing' from Uzbekistan if they have to go anywhere. 

Where Lady Nina's will go nobody knows.  The highest bidder probably.   1 share = £8,500. Bloody hell. I want some!  Even just one would make me happy.  Not for the money you understand, but to be able to say I have a share in Arsenal.  My Man U supporting mate has one (or a couple, I wasn't listening) in Man U, but then I wouldn't take those if you gave them to me dipped in honey.  Unless they came with the power to send the club into melt-down for a giggle.

Anyways, back to the football, and if we avoid defeat on Saturday that will take us to 17 unbeaten.  Are we witnessing the start of the 'New Invincibles'?

I was surprised to read this article about Adebayor.  I was convinced he was a no-brainer to leave in the Summer.  Maybe he sees what Wenger and only the most optimistic fan sees at the minute, which is the total and complete domination of England and Europe. He could still go, and would be my favourite to leave out of all the big players that generate the headlines.

It's been a strange, freak of a season, and I still say there is a monster of a surprise to come.  Let's hope it's this one.

Til tomorrow.... and don't forget to fly your flag for the Arsenal!

(all Arsenal fans thoughts. I'm sure, go out to the friends and families of those affected by the tragic events at the Ivory Coast's match. We can only imagine what you must be going through, and I don't really know what else to say.)

Nobody had told Bendtner it was the BALL that was
supposed to end up in the back of the net

Jessica wondered why Arsenal kept dropping points...Until she realised it was because they had their hands full carrying Eboue and Bendtner

Jessica wondered why Bendtner's boots weren't a normal colour...until she realised that pink and green were the colours used to denote people made of rubber