Urawa Reds' bold declaration at the start of the season that they would become "the first Japanese team to reach the AFC Champions League quarter-finals" raised a few eyebrows in Japan. To begin with, it overlooked the fact that fellow J-League outfit Kawasaki Frontale were also competing for that honour. More importantly, it ignored the success of Jubilo Iwata, who reached three continental finals in a row between 1999 and 2001, before the old "Asian Club Cup" was rebadged and revamped.

Ultimately it was Kawasaki, and not Urawa, who became the first Japanese team since 2003 to book their progress beyond the knock-out stage of the AFC Champions League, as Urawa learned that deeds on the pitch and not words in the media, were the key ingredient in getting out of their group. Urawa did get out of their group - just, and not surprisingly they've kept the preparations for their quarter-final clash with defending champions Jeonbuk Motors FC fairly quiet, as have Kawasaki, who face a tough task against Iranian side Sepahan.

Yet Urawa's bombastic rhetoric marked a growing trend in world football. Arrogance, it seems, is the new black.

When Uruguay came to Sydney for their knock-out FIFA World Cup qualifying clash in 2005, Uruguayan striker Alvaro Recoba incurred the wrath of the locals by declaring that Uruguay would win the tie because they had a "divine right" to play at the World Cup. Sadly for Recoba, his inference that Uruguay's rich football history was enough to get his team over the line proved incorrect, as Australia ultimately booked their place at the World Cup finals.

The late Australian legend Johnny Warren had hoped to live long enough to say to the world "I told you so" when it came to Australia rejoining the footballing élite. Yet Socceroos fans didn't have to wait long before the clichés kicked into overdrive, as first Brazil and then eventual champions Italy fell over themselves to declare that they would be easy winners against the supposed minnows from Down Under, before a ball had even been kicked.

How ironic, then, that Australia's maiden Asian Cup campaign should come undone partly as a result of their arrogance. After declaring that they could beat any team because they possessed a "tougher mental attitude," the suggestion that perhaps Iraq might also possess a tough mental attitude - given that their country had just been bombed into submission and was now being torn apart by civil war, sent the Australian camp into a spin - and eventually lead to the suggestion that any media outlet who questioned Australia's attitude was obviously conspiring against them.

Of course there is no greater arena for arrogance than the UEFA Champions League. Today English giants Manchester United and Liverpool announced their opposition to new UEFA President Michel Platini's plan to include domestic cup winners in upcoming editions of the Champions League. For Liverpool - who last won a league title some seventeen seasons ago, and United, who like the Anfield club were recently bought by a consortium of North American investors, nothing is more important than their own self-interest.

Tradition-laden teams from countries outside of the big three of England, Spain and Italy are routinely portrayed as easy-beats by both managers and fans alike, and with a level playing field having long since disappeared from European football, triumphs by clubs like Steaua Bucharest and Red Star Belgrade seem more like historical anomalies than distinct possibilities nowadays.

With fans in the modern era possessing greater access to information and video footage than ever before, perhaps the most telling aspect of this facade of grandeur can be found on message boards and forums across the internet. In many cases the majority of fans spend more time belittling their opponents, than worrying about the fortunes of their own team.

Modern football is seemingly at a crossroad. There may come a time when money - and the churlish attitudes that seem to come with it, no longer rules the game. But with the likes of Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho snarling his contempt for referees, FC Bayern commercial manager Uli Hoeness implying that the Bundesliga is a one-horse race, and Urawa Reds conveniently forgetting both their opponents and contemporaries on a regular basis... I wouldn't bet on it.

The first day of autumn brought derby day delight for Shimizu S-Pulse and Omiya Ardija, as the two away teams won the Shizuoka and Saitama derby respectively.

Thousands of orange clad supporters made the seventy kilometre trip to Ecopa Stadium in Fukuroi to see their team take on bitter local rivals Jubilo Iwata.

Shimizu won 2-1 thanks to a Cho Jae-Jin brace earlier in the season, and S-Pulse did the double over their local rivals when the Korean striker scored a last minute goal to hand Shimizu a 1-0 victory.

The win sees Shimizu move to within a point of third placed Kashima Antlers on the table. 

The real story was at Saitama Stadium, however, where a crowd of 49,910 watched mainly in disbelief as second-from-bottom Omiya Ardija kept their season alive by beating city neighbours and league leaders Urawa Reds.

Hiroshi Morita scored the only goal of the game on the hour mark to hand Omiya a result that has implications at both ends of the table. With Gamba Osaka thrashing an injury-ridden Nagoya Grampus Eight 4-1 at Mizuho, the Osakans have pulled themselves back to within a point of league leaders Urawa. Omiya Ardija, meanwhile, are now just one point behind fifteenth placed Oita Trinita after yet another absorbing round of J-League action.

Japan is traditionally a baseball country, and the baseball season really starts to heat up by the time the summer rolls around.

It's not the only thing that heats up, and in a country that insulation puzzlingly bypassed, people everywhere are looking to flee their apartments and small houses to try and beat the heat.

It used to be that baseball stadiums across the country were packed on these balmy summer evenings, but these days the bleechers sometimes seem less crowded than usual.

Perhaps that has something to do with the advent of the J-League, and attendances in football stadiums across the country this week may bear that out.

Nearly 54,000 fans descended upon Nissan Stadium in Yokohama last weekend, although Yokohama FC fans must have been considering hara-kiri by the end of it, as their team was astonishingly crushed 8-1 by Yokohama F. Marinos. Talk about revenge! Yokohama F. Marinos had slumped to an humiliating 1-0 defeat to their cross-town rivals earlier in the season - Yokohama FC's first ever win in the top flight, but F. Marinos wreaked their vengeance at Nissan Stadium and then some. Hideo Oshima scored four, Koji Yamase scored twice and if they let a stray dog on the pitch he would have scored too, as Yokohama FC capitulated in a strangely compelling fashion... for everyone but Yokohama FC fans.

47,359 fans packed into Saitama Stadium to see Urawa draw 1-1 with Kashiwa Reysol, a result that Gamba Osaka took advantage of by beating third placed outfit Albirex Niigata 3-1 in front of 18,112 fans at 'Banpaku.'

The attendance patterns were repeated across the country - 16,070 fans turned out at Fukuda Denshi Arena to jeer JEF United on to yet another embarrassing loss, 15,047 fans rocked up to Nihondaira Stadium to see if new Omiya coach Satoru Sakuma would spontaneously combust on the touchline - he didn't, and Omiya held their hosts to a 2-2 draw (much to this correspondent's annoyance), 14,316 fans managed to find their way to Kose Sports Park Stadium (they must have been locals) and even Sanfrecce Hiroshima managed to draw a crowd of 12,595 fans at their decrepit Big Arch Stadium - only another 40,000 or so to go 'til you get a full house guys!

The O-Bon holidays here in Japan are intended as a time for people to return to their home towns to rediscover their familial roots, although as far as I can tell most people just use it as a time to go a midweek sporting contest.

That meant bumper crowds for the midweek round of fixtures as well, as 19,600 fans turned out at Kashima Stadium to witness Kashima hand to JEF United their dignity on a plate in a 3-1 win, while 42,015 fans saw the 'full house' sign go up at Big Swan Stadium, as Albirex Niigata thrashed Nagoya Grampus Eight 4-0. 14,854 fans demonstrated what a decent atmosphere can be conjured at Yamaha Stadium if the locals actually bothered to get behind their team, as Jubilo Iwata thumped FC Tokyo 5-2, while the Kanagawa Derby attracted a crowd of 18,095 as Yokohama F. Marinos did the double over Kawasaki Frontale this year.

The big clash, of course, was at Expo '70 Stadium in Osaka, where some of the locked-out locals were doing the old Leichhardt Stadium trick and climbing trees outside the ground to try and get a vantage point as Gamba Osaka and Urawa went head-to-head in front of 20,912 fans.

Fortunately the fact that most of the English-language press seem to be on holidays (or suffering from heat-stroke) spared us from too many "battle of the giants!" headlines in the papers, as Urawa ultimately prevailed 1-0 thanks to Yuichiro Nagai's lone strike. Ryuji Bando had a goal ruled out for offside in the first half - who'd have guessed! - as Urawa coincidentally hauled themselves back into the title race, just as Gamba had looked likely to run away with the league and make the rest of the season fairly boring for everyone but JEF United fans.

I've been lucky enough to see some of the biggest punk bands on the planet.

I've seen Agnostic Front tear up Klub Eskulap in western Poland. I've run a gauntlet between protesting Christian fundamentalists and Marilyn Manson fans lining up to buy tickets, on my way to see legendary Los Angeles act Bad Religion in Düsseldorf. I've witnessed an on-stage marriage proposal - and acceptance - at a Sick Of It All show, and had the same band dedicate Injustice System to me in front of more than 15,000 fans at an outdoor festival in Germany.

I've watched bands like Raised Fist and Ensign play in front of twenty-five people and invest more energy into their sets than some people do their entire lives. I've heard the strain of emotion in Zoli's voice when Ignite played Poverty For All in Prague, and I've seen hundreds of fans burst into the Yokohama Cultural Centre as the opening riff of Everready boomed out from New York's prodigal sons H2O. I've seen just about every recent Australian punk band you care to name.

The memories of these shows, acquired over years of blurry nights at sweaty clubs packed with angry kids, share a common theme. Passion. That's something that I don't see a lot of on the football pitch these days.

What I see a lot of are players who talk the talk. You know the type. They sign for a club. They kiss the badge every time they score. They engineer some kind of falling out with the manager, sign for their former club's biggest rivals, kiss a new badge and tell all and sundry that it has always been their dream to "play for this club." And then two years later they do it all again. It's an insult to the fans.

Fans seem to be the forgotten factor in some leagues. Back in 2000 I called the ticket office of Southampton FC and had a conversation that went like this...

Us: "Hello, can you please tell me what your cheapest ticket costs for the match against Liverpool?"

Them: "28 pounds."

Us: "28 pounds? Do you have anything cheaper?"

Them: "That's how much it costs to watch top quality football."

Us: "But I pay about five pounds to watch Borussia Dortmund - and they won the European Cup three years ago.

Them: *click*

Welcome to the brave new world of the English Profit League - Where We'll Always Treat You Like A Customer, Hold The Line Please!

If ever a league has misunderstood fan culture, it's the J-League. If ever there was one team synonymous with that misunderstanding, it is the Yokohama Flügels.

The Yokohama Flügels don't exist any more. Ever wondered where the "F" in Yokohama F. Marinos comes from? Now you know. The Flügels were absorbed by the Marinos in 1998 when the bubble burst in Japan and some men in suits calmly informed their respective clubs that they were merging. The merger took place overnight, with no consultation of coaches or players - let alone fans. In Japan, business mergers happened all the time... the respective owners of the Marinos and Flügels saw little difference between those mergers and the merger of two football clubs.

Yet at a time when the mercurial Hidetoshi Nakata was thumbing his nose at the Japanese hierarchy, the merger of the two Yokohama clubs unleashed the wrath of Hades on these bumbling Japanese bureaucrats. Fans from both clubs reacted furiously and set in motion concerted campaigns to have the merger annulled. If there is one thing that Japanese bureaucrats love more than making hare-brained decisions, however, it is steadfastly refusing to back down from those decisions, no matter how inappropriate they seem.

So, fast-forwarding almost a decade, you could forgive Yokohama FC fans for being a tad more passionate than usual about this weekend's clash with cross-town rivals Yokohama F. Marinos. "But who are Yokohama FC?" I hear you yelp. They're a club founded by former Flügels fans, after their own team was taken out from under their feet. Around 40,000 of those fans descended upon Nissan Stadium to watch their rock bottom misfits lose 1-0 to JEF United in the last match before the mid-season break. If the J-League isn't careful, Nissan Stadium could well be rocking to the tune of 70,000 fans this weekend.

Fans, huh. Remember them?

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The 2007 J-League All-Star game might have thrown up a few challenges for those English commentators still fond of throwing about hackneyed clichés when describing football from parts of the world other than England.

In Thailand, I watched on TV as Manchester United battled to a 2-2 draw against a Urawa side missing its Asian Cup contingent, and like anyone familiar with Japanese football, I couldn't help but laugh as guest commentator Jeremy Walker tried desperately to smooth over some of the gaffes from his co-commentator, whose identity unfortunately escaped me.

While Walker retains close links to Urawa - he penned the homepage to Urawa's English language website, it was clear that his co-commentator was more than taken aback by Japanese football, or so it seemed, as every well-placed pass or piece of decent ball control was met with a gasp of astonishment and an admission that he was "surprised by the high level of Urawa's play. Our commentator in question would have been calling for an oxygen mask if he witnessed the All-Star game, where four of the five goals were scored through headers.

The fact that only Kazuki Ganaha managed to score with his feet during the All-Star game cast my mind back to Japan's disappointing Asian Cup campaign. For all their obvious talent, Japanese players at the Asian Cup seemed unwilling to shoot. 

Long gone are the days when Japanese players were simply brushed aside by brusque defenders. Naohiro Takahara had no trouble finding the net for Eintract Frankfurt in the Bundesliga last season, while Shunsuke Nakamura shrugged off claims that he was too fragile for the Scottish Premier League to claim the Player Of The Year crown. In the J-League too, youngsters like Robert Cullen and Mike Havenaar employ a mixture of technique and physique, while the likes of Hiroshima striker Hisato Sato and veteran Kobe man Yoshito Okubo possess both the pace and the wiles to slice through opposition defences.  

All of this begs the question: why aren't the Blue Samurai raining goals in on their opposition? The first hint of an answer probably comes with the striking personnel favoured at the Asian Cup. While Takahara is undoubtedly Japan's number one striker, he turned in some lukewarm performances in South-East Asia, and when the powerful Frankfurt striker is not firing, Japan usually struggle. Lanky JEF United striker Seiichiro Maki started on occasion, but generally Gamba Osaka midfielder Yasuhito Endo started in the hole behind Takahara, when surely Hiroshima's Sato or Albirex Niigata man Kisho Yano would have been better options.

Endo, at least, is a capable sharp-shooter from long range, demonstrated by his free-kick against Vietnam. So too is Kengo Nakamura, but he seemed to defer to his more famous namesake Shunsuke every time he received the ball. Perhaps the two Nakamura's were put off by the sight of Gamba Osaka defender Akira Kaji firing the ball into the crowd with monotonous regularity with attempted crosses, while JEF United midfielder Naotake Hanyu combined an astonishing miss in the opening match against Qatar by thumping the crossbar with an unstoppable drive in the third/fourth playoff defeat to Korea Republic.

Perhaps Hanyu was put off by his inexplicable miss in the opening game, but perhaps there is also some truth to the notion that Japanese players are concerned by the loss of face brought about by a missed shot at goal. Perhaps it's a cultural thing? While I'm loathe to add to some of the ill-conceived misconceptions bandied about in regard to Asian football, there certainly seemed to be a difference in attitude between Australia - whose legion of foreign stars at times employed a shoot-on-sight policy, and Japan, whose intricate build-up play was rarely rewarded. Japan, it appeared, were a team in search of the perfect goal.

The All-Star game seemed to reinforce that notion. Plenty of intricate build-up play in midfield, plenty of intelligent runs down the flanks, plenty of crosses - four headed goals. Nevermind that Jubilo Iwata veteran Masashi Nakayama opened the scoring by heading into his own net, he made up for that goal by scoring with a header at the other end later in the match. Indeed the other goalscorers arguably underlined Japan's goal-scoring problems at the Asian Cup - Hisato Sato, Kazuki Ganaha and Yoshito Okubo were all mentioned as potential Asian Cup players, yet only the free-scoring Sato made the squad, and he was used sparingly as a substitute.    

The current top scorers in the J-League make for telling reading. The top three goal-scorers are all Brazilian, Sato and Okubo are locked on nine goals with yet more Brazilians in Bare and Juninho, Norwegian Frode Johnsen continues to find the net for Nagoya, while Shimizu S-Pulse place most of their faith in Korean striker Cho Jae-Jin.

I once watched FC Tokyo spend at least half an hour on long-range shooting practice, before Norio Suzuki and Yuta Baba scored with two stupendous long-range strikes at Nihondaira Stadium. For all their intelligent movement and intricate build-up play in midfield, perhaps some good old fashioned shooting practice is also in order for Japan, if they are to ultimately make a greater mark on the international scene.

Sitting here in a lonely Bangkok Hotel, not far from Rajamangala Stadium where two nights ago I saw my national team Australia turn in arguably the worst performance I've seen in fifteen years of following their fortunes, I've been quietly pondering the content of my latest piece.

There were of course League Cup quarter-finals taking place in Japan last weekend - where Holger Osieck predictably fielded an ultra-conservative starting eleven, and then watched as Urawa gave up a one goal lead to draw 1-1 at home with Gamba Osaka. A couple of other teams recorded impressive victories - particularly Ventforet Kofu over Kawasaki Frontale, and Sanfrecce Hiroshima over Kashima Antlers, while FC Tokyo were the only team to win away from home, in front of a full house at Mitsuzawa against Yokohama F. Marinos.

Yet it was the announcement from a close friend of mine in Prague last week that ultimately fuelled my inspiration; FC Bohemians are back, and if Hollywood has lead me to believe anything, they're out for revenge.

When I was eighteen I suffered several traumas. I experienced my first true love, and then watched it slip away to the tyranny of distance. Much as I love German football, it was my German femme fatale who taught me several lessons. One was to cherish the things you love, because in an instant they could be gone. Tell that to the fans of SC Fortuna Köln - of which I was one, on the day they smashed local rivals 1.FC Köln 4-1 in the Müngersdorferstadion in March of 2000. There were 42,000 fans in the crumbling Müngersdorfer to witness that highly charged 2.Bundesliga clash - and only 1,000 were supporting the unfashionable club from the south side of Cologne.

These days SC Fortuna Köln exist in name only. They went bankrupt in 2005 - mainly thanks to the fact that the pockets of benefactor Jean Löring had finally run dry - but not until he had personally overseen the club's twenty-six year stay in the Second Division - the longest of any current German club. Löring died shortly after the team had been declared insolvent.

Not even Löring had been able to stave off the drop out of professional football anyway. I was in the Südstadion the day that Borussia Mönchengladbach's Michael Frontzeck thumped home a header that consigned Fortuna to the Third Division, and I doubt I'll ever forget the bitterness as I walked the streets of Zollstock on that cold afternoon.

That's why when my friend from Prague recently told me that Bohemians were back in the big time, I couldn't help but crack a wry smile. In fact, I was originally stunned. Like many, I had assumed that when the Traditionsverein dropped out of the Czech top flight in 2003, that would be the end of them. Indeed it was the end of them. FC Bohemians Praha, one of the most famous clubs in Czech football, went bankrupt.

But something happened in Vršovice. The fans got angry. They got so angry that their beloved team was about to disappear because of the workings of shady businessmen - the club at one stage had five dubious owners in just one year, that they raised the funds to keep Bohemians afloat. Not only were the club forced to tread water in the Second Division, they had to legally change their name just to do so.

And in 2007, on the back of an incredible eighteen match unbeaten streak, FC Bohemians achieved the unthinkable. They hauled themselves back from the brink. They booked a return to the big time. For the 2007-08 season, one of Czech football's most famous clubs will once again ply their trade in the Gambrinus Liga.

Of course no return from obscurity would be complete without some meddling from league officials. Bohemians have been informed that their beloved Ďolíček Stadion does not meet top flight requirements. No longer are fans allowed to stand behind the goals - apparently this causes a safety concern, although fans could travel a short distance across the border to German club Energie Cottbus and stand to their heart's content. Now Bohemians face costly ground renovations which will not only severely reduce the stadium's capacity, but which will no doubt take something away from the spirit of the ground.

But nothing can take away from the spirit of Bohemians fans. They saved this club. And in doing so, they should have struck fear into the hearts of all the Roman Abramovich's and Thaksin Shinawatra's in the world. Football is something that can not be bought and sold. It may be big business these days, but at the heart of the game remain the fans. And if the game continues to be supported by fans as loyal as Bohemians', then nothing can destroy it.

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So the mid-season break has arrived in the J-League, leaving most teams to dream of what once was and possibly what could be in the second half of the season.

Gamba Osaka are in the dream position at the top of the table. They are five points clear of defending champions Urawa Reds - although Urawa have a game in hand, to be played on a Wednesday night on August 1 against Sanfrecce Hiroshima. If Urawa drop points in that match, and it ends up costing them the title, fans will again be questioning the wisdom of participating in the A3 Champions Cup in China earlier this season.

Albirex Niigata are the surprise package of the season (having usurped that mantle from Kashiwa Reysol). Niigata have always had the fan base to rely upon, but to the surprise of many they've also looked the goods on the pitch this season. One catalyst for their upturn in fortunes has been the form of ex-Sao Caetano midfielder Marcio Richardes. Signed just before the season kicked off, Richardes has excelled with his vision and passing range, not to mention his six league goals chipped in from midfield. Just don't mention that missed penalty that cost Niigata a place in the League Cup quarter-finals!

Kashima Antlers are another club that has experienced an upsurge of form. Their demanding fans were up in arms after it took weeks for Kashima to record the first home victory of the season, however Kashima then launched an unlikely nine match unbeaten streak to rocket themselves up the table. They undid their good work somewhat, losing 2-1 to FC Tokyo at home in the last match before the break, which means that Kashima will spend the summer in fourth. Nevertheless coach Oswaldo de Oliveira will be relatively satisfied with that result, if for no other reason than it gives him some breathing space over the summer.

Kawasaki Frontale, Shimizu S-Pulse, Jubilo Iwata and Yokohama F. Marinos fill the next positions, with all four clubs harbouring aspirations of finishing higher in the table come the end of the season. The two Shizuoka clubs - Shimizu and Jubilo arguably have the best chance of doing so, with Kawasaki appearing to be fatigued by their exertions in the AFC Champions League, whilst Yokohama haven't quite clicked under unpopular coach Hiroshi Hayano.

Kashiwa Reysol were flying high in the top three for most of the season, but a recent barren run - including a 3-1 home defeat at the hands of an under-strength Shimizu S-Pulse last weekend, has seen them drop down to ninth.

Mid-table contains the usual suspects, with sleeping giants Nagoya Grampus Eight slumbering on as ever, along with Vissel Kobe, FC Tokyo, Sanfrecce Hiroshima and JEF United. Perhaps with the exception of Vissel Kobe, the rest of those clubs all have the potential to propel themselves up the table - with FC Tokyo arguably the most inconsistent team in the J-League this year. The biggest surprise amongst that list is JEF United, who have been so poor this season it's a wonder that they have managed to haul themselves into fourteenth place.

Ventforet Kofu are treading water just above the bottom three, and Kofu fans may be plagued by some mid-summer season nightmares over the coming six weeks, given the vendetta that the J-League seemingly has with the Mountain Men from Yamanashi-ken. Although a series of diabolical refereeing decisions have gone against them, coach Takeshi Oki will also know that unless his club can sign a decent striker from somewhere - and they seemingly already have about ten strikers on their books, then his team could make the drop, regardless of whether Kofu get a break from the men in black come August.

Omiya Ardija, Oita Trinita and Yokohama FC will spend the summer mired in the bottom three. Of those three clubs Oita are clearly the biggest surprise, and coach Pericles may spend an uncomfortable summer updating his Curriculum Vitae. Omiya have been somewhat unlucky - particuarly through injury, with Daigo Kobayashi, Kota Yoshihara and now goalkeeper Hiroki Aratani all missing key games through injury. They'll need an ounce of luck to avoid the drop - especially if JEF United are hovering around the relegation zone come the end of the season, with the J-League unlikely to be impressed by the thought of the Chiba outfit plying their trade in J2 next season.

Many - including yours truly, thought that the euphoria of their first ever season in the top flight might propel Yokohama FC to a few more wins that they've picked up (just three - the same amount as Omiya Ardija have picked up under conservative new coach Robert Verbeek). An injury that has kept ex-Japan international Tatsuhiko Kubo out for virtually the entire season has crushed Yokohama FC's hopes, however, and it'll take a dramatic twist of Shakespearean proportions to save them from the drop.

After the Ilian Stoyanov saga at JEF United, Vissel Kobe's sacking of Atsuhiro Miura and the incredible seven match suspension handed down to Ventforet Kofu striker Takehito Shigehara - the lastest soap-opera style drama revolves around the sacking of ex-Jubilo Iwata midfielder Naoya Kikuchi. The 2004 Athens Olympian is likely to be prosecuted for having sex with a minor, after he admitted to having consensual sex with a fifteen year old school-girl in the back seat of his car. Unfortunately for the young midfielder - whose judgement was already questionable, he attempted to hand the girl some money after the deed was done - and promptly left his wallet in the basket of the girl's bike. She handed it in to police, who were immediately suspicious as to how she obtained Kikuchi's wallet, and when questioned she admitted that the two had had sex. This is a crime in Shizuoka-ken - where the deed took place, and so now Naoya Kikuchi is scouring the unemployment pages following his roll on the back seat of his car. Not all is lost for Kikuchi, however - at least he has the mid-season break to try and find himself a new club.

Part I 

Oita Trinita

What's to know?: The only J1 club on Japan's southern-most island of Kyushu after Avispa Fukuoka were relegated at the end of last season, Oita are a popular team despite their current lowly position. They got off to a cracking start last year, but their form dipped in the second half of the season, and they never regained it at the start of 2007. Shusaku Nishikawa, Daiki Takamatsu and Shota Matsuhashi were Oita's most influential players last year - they are notable this year for having all been dropped by Brazilian coach Pericles. Indeed Nishikawa was widely tipped to be Japan's number three goalkeeper at the Asian Cup, but his form has been so poor that he's lost his place in the Oita team to veteran Seigo Shimokawa. Other than that, I don't know a whole lot about Oita. I could look them up right now, but then, so could you...

Stadium: These days known as the Kyushu Oil Dome (fill 'er up!), the ground is colloquially known as Big Eye Stadium, which is equally unfortunate. As a venue for the 2002 World Cup, it's as high-tech as you'd expect it to be and includes a retractable roof that slides into place during inclement weather, which Oita experiences quite a bit. Holds around 40,000 and Oita probably last filled it when local rivals Avispa Fukuoka came to town last year.

Interesting stuff: Oita represent the longest away trip for practically every single club in the J1. I hope Consadole Sapporo are promoted at the end of this season just so we can crank up the clichés about the 2000 kilometre journey between Sapporo and Oita.

Should you support them?: If you like, although it'll probably make more sense if you're planning on visiting Kyushu.

Omiya Ardija 

What's to know?: The team all you gaijin dorks have been itching for me to get to, what can I say about this club that isn't already well known? Arguably the most popular club in Japan, with a glorious history and a stadium so superb that it doesn't even need the kind of renovations that take about three years to finish. Now that the lying is over, we'll get to the nitty gritty. Omiya are doomed to always be known as "the other club." That is, sadly enough for Omiya fans, because they hail from the city of Saitama - home to a certain team called Urawa Reds. What that means is that for thirty-two rounds of the season just about everyone ignores Omiya, until the Saitama Derby rolls around and we all start falling over ourselves to trot out the "raging underdogs" and "David vs Goliath" lines. In truth Omiya are a relatively well supported club - particularly for one whose management has failed so spectacularly in the past. Omiya fans have been patiently awaiting the reopening of their Omiya Park Stadium since about the time Commodore Perry sailed into Yokohama Harbour, but the stadium looks set to be reopened - no doubt with uncomfortable new seats, just in time for Omiya to celebrate relegation back to the Second Division. That's a bit harsh - to label Omiya as bad as JEF United and Yokohama FC is a bit of an insult, but unless the so-called "Squirrels Of Saitama" start cracking some wins under new coach Robert Verbeek, they will be doomed for a return from whence they came.

Interesting stuff: Again, I probably could have brushed up my factual knowledge here, but unless I'm mistaken - and please correct me if I'm wrong, the city of "Saitama" was created by a merger of several smaller towns, including both Urawa and Omiya. I should probably have had something insightful to add to that, such as "hence the strong local identity that citizens of Omiya feel towards their club," but...I didn't really think that far ahead.

Stadium: Omiya Koen Park Stadium. The naming rights were sold the other day but I'm sure everyone will ignore that fact and simply call it by its proper name. You get an idea of the stature of the club when you realise that the stadium never met J1 requirements when Omiya were first promoted at the end of 2004, but the J-League assumed the club would go straight back down and thus never bothered to insist that Omiya upgrade their ground. When Omiya stayed in J1 at the end of that season, the J-League suddenly insisted that they make improvements to the ground, and it has seemingly been under refurbishment ever since. It should be finished by November of this year. Since the ground started undergoing improvements, Omiya have tested the patience of their loyal fans by playing at Komaba Stadium - the spiritual home of Urawa Reds.

Should you support them?: Yes, particularly so you can learn about Takuro Nishimura's budgie here: Go! Go! Omiya Ardija

Sanfrecce Hiroshima 

What's to know?: Plying their trade in the southern Japanese town of Hiroshima, Sanfrecce (which may or may not be supposed to mean "three fleets") are at a disadvantage for several reasons. Firstly, they have no real local rivals, with Hiroshima more or less equidistant between Oita and Osaka as the crow flies...and remember that crows can fly over water. Secondly, they come up against popular baseball team Hiroshima Carp, which according to my source (a drunk Japanese businessman I once talked to in a bar) is partly funded or owned or something by the local people of the town. Thirdly, their hugely unpopular stadium is built well out of town, meaning that those who might otherwise be slightly ambivalent towards watching the club play, generally just don't bother. That being said, the Mazda-backed club can usually be relied upon for their entertaining, albeit erratic displays on the pitch. This season strikers Ueslei and Hisato Sato seem to be locked in their own personal duel to secure the Golden Boot as the highest scorers in the J-League, although the fact that Sato sets up most of Ueslei's goals is often overlooked. They've got some talented youngsters is Yosuke Kashiwagi and Toshihiro Aoyama, and in ex-Tottenham midfielder Kazuyuki Toda, they have a copy-writers dream, as the man who "once spat on David Beckham" (whilst playing for Tokyo Verdy, I might add).

Stadium: Sanfrecce play in the wildly unpopular Big Arch Stadium, which Hiroshima locals might more aptly describe as the Big Piece Of... Stadium. It was built for the 1994 Asian Cup Final, apparently by the same guy who designed the Colosseum in Rome about two thousand years ago. It looks about two thousands years old, with a tiny pitch dwarf by massive concrete stands. There's a roof over the press box but that's about it. Hiroshima will invariably struggle for as long as they play in this abomination of a stadium.

Interesting stuff: Their stadium sucks.

Should you support them: Perhaps, but mainly if you want to recreate the feel of Kenilworth Road circa 1986.

Shimizu S-Pulse

What's to know?: Taking Shimizu as the centre of the universe, as your correspondent is want to do, there is little else to say other than Shimizu S-Pulse are probably the greatest sporting team in the history of competitive sport. Sure they've never won the J-League, and it's true they're not always regarded as one of the best teams in Japan, let alone in Asia. But where else can you watch fans do some kind of hybrid Go-Go dance on the terraces and STILL keep a straight face? In truth, Shimizu's fans are some of the most passionate in the J-League - don't let the fact that many of them are either small children or elderly grandparents fool you. They also take pride in their team, which, unlike many other J-League clubs, is not the offshoot of a major Japanese corporation. That has had its pros and cons as Shimizu will attest, with the club twice almost going to the wall courtesy of a lack of funds. A whip around of the local folk and, particularly, local businesses has helped keep the club afloat and it's a good thing too, considering the 2007 vintage contains some of the most exciting young talent in the J-League, in the likes of Akihiro Hyodo, Takuma Edamura and Jungo Fujimoto. Shimizu probably don't quite have what it takes to win the J-League any time soon, but they play exciting, attacking football under local legend Kenta Hasegawa, who is almost as beloved as his team around these parts.

Stadium: Forgive my bias, but Nihondaira Stadium would almost have to be the most atmospheric in all of Japan. Set amongst the Nihondaira hills, overlooking the Pacific Ocean with a perfect view of Mount Fuji, this 20,000 capacity stadium conjures a cracking atmosphere when full. That is significant, because Shimizu played their home games against Urawa and Jubilo Iwata at a half-full Ecopa Stadium last year, while they moved their home fixture with Kashima Antlers to Tokyo's National Stadium. So irked were the fans at having to travel long distances - which they regularly do to attend away matches, that this season Shimizu decided to play every home game at Nihondaira Stadium. They even printed t-shirts to proclaim as much!

Interesting stuff: The "Pulse" in the name supposedly represents the pulse of two towns - Shimizu and Shizuoka. The major city of Shizuoka lies around eight kilometres to the south of Shimizu, and the club draws thousands of their supporters from the city and its surrounding environs. Indeed, support in the prefecture of Shizuoka is roughly split between those who support Shimizu and those who support their bitter local rivals, Jubilo Iwata.

Should you support them: Yes, and then drop around to my place for a drink after the game.

Ventforet Kofu 

What's to know?: The most unfashionable team in the J-League. There, I said it. Everyone else has, so why can't I? At one time Kofu were the most hopeless team in Japanese professional football. Then something happened...such as them miraculously starting to play decent football, and they suddenly found themselves involved in a promotion/relegation playoff with Kashiwa Reysol (I think) at the end of the 2005 season. Helped by a somewhat handy five goal haul by Brazilian striker Bare in the second-leg of that playoff, Kofu marched into the top flight under an avalanche of "David vs Goliath vs Ventforet Kofu" headlines. Expected to lose more or less every single game in their maiden J1 season, Kofu confounded their critics (when DON'T teams do this? Oh right, Watford) and smashed most of the teams that travelled to their rural Kose Sports Park Stadium. Bare scored fourteen goals last year before Kofu cashed in and sold him to Gamba Osaka, and most expected the team to struggle this year without him. They are struggling without him - and they could make the drop, but that would be harsh on both coach Takeshi Oki and their loyal fans. The club are run on the smell of an oily rag, with an annual budget that would make some amateur teams blush. Oki has his team play a unique brand of pressing football that results in plenty of goals - Kofu are generally more likely to win 5-4 than they are 1-0.   

Stadium: Kose Sports Park Stadium. Close enough to downtown (if you can call it that) Kofu, Kose Stadium is as rustic a J-League ground as you'd expect to find at a rural club. It has a running track (in case Takehito Shigehara wants to work off some of that anger by running laps), the obligatory roof over the press box and main stand, and that's about it. Still, it's often full for big matches, and the locals create a partisan atmosphere.

Interesting stuff: The club were helped out financially by Shimizu S-Pulse in recent times, with Shimizu more or less Kofu's geographical neighbours, leading to clashes between the two clubs to be labelled as the "Mount Fuji Derby."

Should you support them?: Yes! They need every yen they can get.

Vissel Kobe

What's to know?:  Vissel Kobe are a club that just scream mediocrity. Apologies in advance to their fans, but they are about as nondescript an outfit as you can find in the J-League. Successful? Nope...but Gamba Osaka just down the road are. Nice stadium? Yep, but it's never full. Likeable players? Yoshito Okubo. Everywhere you look there is something to dislike about this team. From the fact that they are "bankrolled" by a millionaire who puts as much money into the team as I spend on books called "How To Create Bad Metaphors," to the fact they are sometimes so ambivalent on the pitch you could almost accuse them of match-fixing. Their latest fiasco involves sacking popular captain Atsuhiro Miura who made some mildly critical remarks about coach Hiroshi Matsuda. Miura has been working hard to get back into the starting team after suffering a series of injuries, but having failed to do so, he was overheard grumbling about Matsuda's selection policies (or the effect of global warming...one of the two) at a reserve team game. Cue stereotypical Japanese reaction to subordinates criticising their masters, and Miura - an ex-Japan international who stayed loyal to the club even when they were relegated to J2 last year, was sacked. A likeable club? Not particularly.

Stadium: Vissel (<-- don't ask me what that means) play in the high-tech Kobe Wing Stadium (it's called something like "Home's Stadium" after a sponsor now, but let's ignore that fact), which has all the mod-cons that you expect in one of these high-tech, super-expensive modern arenas. I'll probably be able to provide a better reflection when I visit the ground in September, but on TV it has a soul-less character that a lot of these new grounds have when they're only half-full.

Interesting stuff: No one likes Vissel Kobe.

Should you support them?: It's better than supporting baseball team Orix Buffaloes, at least.

Urawa Reds 

What's to know?: Urawa Reds, these days perhaps Japan's most famous team, are seemingly admired and despised in equal measure. They are admired because the club fostered a fervent local support in a town that was hitherto nothing more than a commuter stop-off for people travelling to work to and from Tokyo. Once Urawa had the support of the town, the club turned its attention to making those supporters the most vocal and vociferous of all of Japan's teams - and the club still enjoys fierce rivalries with the likes of Kashima, FC Tokyo and of course Omiya. Yet many have claimed that the soul of the club has been diluted - that you are more likely to find bandwagon supporters and glory-hunters at Saitama Stadium, than you are to find genuine supporters. The truth probably lies somewhere in the middle, but there is little doubt that Urawa have gone from somewhat of a "working class team" to one of the J-League's glamour clubs. Glamour is popular in Japan, and although Urawa have only ever won one J-League title, their popularity is likely to grow if they continue to recruit players like Shinji Ono and Takahito Soma - popular with the ladies and handy on the football pitch too. The recruitment of players like former Fenerbahce striker Washington and ex-Bayer Leverkusen man Robson Ponte might be looked upon more favourably if the two didn't spend the majority of matches whinging to the referee, and the overall growing egotism of the club (who claimed they would be the first Japanese team to make it to the knockout stages of the revamped Asian Champions League...they obviously hadn't seen Kawasaki's group) make them an easy team to dislike.

Stadium: Arguably the showpiece stadium in Japanese football, Saitama Stadium was at one time considered as a potential venue for the 2002 World Cup Final, before that honour eventually went to the slightly larger Nissan Stadium in Yokohama. The word "futuristic" is often bandied about in regard to this ground. I'm not sure what that is supposed to mean, but it features around 63,000 pretty comfortable seats (which is always a plus in Japan), although the fact that it lies so far outside of town is somewhat of a negative.

Interesting stuff: Urawa are sometimes called "the biggest club in Asia" - despite the fact that as recently as 2000 they were playing in the Second Division, and they only won their first...and only J-League crown as recently as 2005. They do, at least, possess the loudest and arguably most intimidating supporters in Japan.

Should you support them?: If you're one of those types that claims their favourite team is Manchester United/Chelsea, Real Madrid, Inter and Lyon then...yes.

Yokohama FC 

What's to know?: Every league needs a so-called "fairytale team." Sometimes that fairytale involves winning, although the likelihood of that happening for Yokohama FC this season is slim-to-nil. They seemingly possess one of the worst teams ever to grace the top flight of Japanese football - although on paper their mish-mash of veterans and inexperienced youngsters doesn't look that different to the squads of several other struggling clubs. The fact that a 40 year old in the form of Kazu Miura is a regular starter should raise eyebrows, while last time I checked the 37 year old Motohiro Yamaguchi was their captain - even though he was dropped for several games. Just to buck the trend Yokohama recently signed the 32 (or so) year old Takuya Yamada...who was recently rejected by Adelaide United, and a 17 year old Korean High School student to try and lift them off the bottom of the table. It hasn't worked. Yokohama FC are important for an entirely different reason. They are a club started by fans. There isn't enough space to transcribe the sad demise of Yokohama Flügels, but if you've ever wondered why there is an "F" in Yokohama F. Marinos' name, think no further than Marinos + Flügels = merger. So enraged were Flügels fans at the unequal merger forced upon the club by the pull-out of its two major sponsors, that when the club did eventually merge, some Flügels fans simply started a new one. Thus Yokohama FC was born, and they plied their trade in the lower levels of Japanese football for eight years. They finally reached the holy grail of J1 this year, and they'll watch it disappear over the horizon as they slide back into the Second Division next season. Fittingly, however, their first ever win in the top flight came over...you guessed it, Yokohama F. Marinos.

Stadium: Yokohama FC play in Mitsuzawa Stadium, which for a long time was the home of Yokohama F. Marinos. It holds about 14,000 when absolutely packed, but notably it has no roof whatsoever to speak of.

Interesting stuff: If Yokohama FC have never played a friendly with FC United of Manchester or AFC Wimbledon, they probably should. They are the antithesis of what is wrong with football these days (and yes, I am aware of the set-up support they received from companies like IMG and Citibank).

Should you support them?: Yes. They're the good guys.

Yokohama F. Marinos

What's to know?: As much as the merger of the Yokohama clubs was an unequal one in Marinos' favour, it was no doubt just as disruptive to the club and its fans as it was for the now defunct Yokohama Flügels. Still, Yokohama Marinos were one of the J-League's most powerful clubs before the merger, and title wins in 2003 and 2004 suggest that that remains the case. Nevertheless Yokohama F. Marinos have struggled in recent seasons, both with the expectations placed upon them by the club's enthusiastic fans, and some failed signings in the transfer market. The latest of those is former Red Star Belgrade striker Takayuki Suzuki, who has gone from being virtually anonymous in Europe to being virtually anonymous in his own backyard. Star player Koji Yamase would probably play for Japan if his club team was more successful (or JEF United) and while F. Marinos churn out some talented youngsters every year from their expensive youth academy, they may struggle unless they can sign a striker capable of scoring twenty goals a season.

Stadium: Yokohama F. Marinos play almost exclusively at the 70,000 capacity Nissan Stadium. That is not particularly useful for a club with average gates of around 20,000 - so no matter how loud Yokohama's loyal fans are, the atmosphere inside the ground can feel somewhat lifeless compared to other Japanese stadiums.

Interesting stuff: They have a humourous fan club called M.O.I.S.T. Check them out here: M.O.I.S.T.

Should you support them?: If you like.

I'm a big fan of the Bundesliga. I've been a fan ever since a young Sydney boy named Ned Zelic signed for Borussia Dortmund back in 1992. I saw my first Bundesliga game in 1996 at the old Müngersdorferstadion in Cologne, when 1. FC Köln lost 3-1 to an Andi Möller inspired Dortmund. The first goal I ever saw in the Westfalenstadion was scored by an Australian in 2000, when new Adelaide United signing Paul Agostino thumped a header in for 1860 München in front of the Südtribüne, to silence the massive home crowd. I have no familial connections to Germany, I didn't speak the language when I first arrived there to live for a year in late 1999. I simply enjoy travelling.

So it irks me when, year after year, I hear about European leagues growing more boring. They probably are growing more boring. I wouldn't know, since I don't watch them. At least, I suppose I don't watch them since when the media talks about "European leagues" they are invariably referring to the English Premier League, Spain's La Liga and Serie A in Italy. Apparently the German Bundesliga doesn't count as a "European league" which is probably a good thing, since it would turn the media's oft-spouted clichés upside down.

Every season in the Bundesliga is exciting. Every year more goals are scored in the Bundesliga than in any of the three aforementioned "European" leagues. Every year a host of clubs have the chance to win the league - this time around it was Stuttgart, and every year fans of their team dream anew of winning a trophy, like fans of Nürnberg, who won the 2007 German FA Cup. And every year, at the end of the season, I read about how European football is growing "more boring."

Which, in a convoluted way, brings me to the J-League. I have no familial connections in Japan. I still don't speak the language. Sense a connection? It seems to me, that no matter how many outstanding English-language books Uli Hesse-Lichtenberger writes, no matter how many matches with English-language commentary the Bundesliga broadcast, people are still oblivious to the charms of German football. I think that's a shame.

As much as I enjoy German football, I've found a new love. The J-League. And with the mid-season break looming, I wanted to share a little bit of information about the J-League in the hope that more people take an interest. The J-League is just as interesting as the Bundesliga! To that end, I thought I'd write my very own team-by-team guide to the J-League. It's not much. But it's a start.

DISCLAIMER: The following guide represents my own personal views! Not all information may be 100% correct. Some of my assertions are meant to be humorous - such as the idea that Jubilo Iwata are still a big club. If this bothers you, try reading Jane Austen instead.

Albirex Niigata

What's to know?: Niigata (<-- the town) have the second highest average attendance figure in the J-League, behind Urawa Reds. Why is this? Well I have no scientific proof...since I've never actually been there, but I'd hazard a guess and say there's not all that much to do up in rural Niigata. The club also seem to have done better than others at tapping into a "community spirit," which sees crowds hover around or just under the 40,000 mark. Some critics are pointing out that crowd figures are slowly but surely dipping, suggesting that the popularity bubble may soon burst in Niigata, as it has done at other J-League clubs.

Stadium: Officially known by its newly corporatised name of Tohoku Denryoku Stadium - everyone just calls it "Big Swan Stadium" - because, well, apparently it looks like a big swan. It hosted matches at the 2002 World Cup, where I bet the running track around the ground went down well with fans.

Interesting stuff you probably didn't need to know: They field a reserve team in Singapore's S-League. Is this productive? I don't know. I read elsewhere that only Atomu Tanaka has graduated from the reserve squad to the first team squad of late, but I can't verify this because I can't actually bothered be looking it up.

Should you support them?: Yes! Especially if you plan to spend some time in a town that is really, really far away from Tokyo and Osaka.

FC Tokyo 

What's to know?: Often referred to as "The Gasmen" for the fact that they are company offshot of Tokyo Gas, FC Tokyo are younger than several other J-League clubs, at least in a professional sense, rising through the ranks of Japan's lower leagues, before reaching the top flight in 2000. Other than that, what are they known for? Well, they won the League Cup in 2004. They signed Costa Rican World Cup star Paulo Wanchope this season...and I reckon he'll be match-fit by the time the next World Cup rolls around too. Other than that, not much.

Stadium: They play at Ajinomoto Stadium. Ajinomoto are, according to the number of condiment bottles sitting on my kitchen shelf, some sort of company that sells stuff you put on hot dogs. Or something like that. The ground, supposedly, was built in preparation for the 2002 World Cup. Of course it never actually hosted a single World Cup game, but what's the harm? It holds 50,000 but somehow looks bigger than the Azteca in Mexico City. Bring a small (ie. large) telescope if you plan on sitting behind the goals.

Interesting stuff: Their supporters pride themselves on their "English-style" support, and usually offer up a cracking rendition of "You'll Never Walk Alone" before every match. Also, if you listen very carefully, you can still hear FC Tokyo officials laughing at Tokyo Verdy's decision to move to the city.

Should you support them?: Yes! If for no other reason than that Tokyo is the first place people usually visit in Japan. Their supporters are pretty passionate too, if that comes into consideration.

Gamba Osaka 

What's to know?: Gamba (<-- not the town, but Cerezo Osaka are another J-League team, albeit in J2) are a pretty powerful club who, if I'm not mistaken, are bankrolled by the company that produces Panasonic goods, among other things. That comes in handy when you want to purchase the best players from rival clubs, such as Ryuji Bando and Bare. They won the J-League in 2005, but surrendered it meekly to Urawa Reds last year. Now they are back on top of the table, not the least it seems because half of their team tend to get on the scoresheet each week. Last weekend they were 2-0 down to FC Tokyo after fifteen minutes - they won 6-2 with Magno Alves scoring twice, as did substitute Bando...who only came on because Bare limped off injured.

Stadium: Nicknamed "Banpaku," officially it's called Expo '70 Stadium. I might be speculating wildly here, but I'd venture to say that's because it was built for the 1970 World Expo ("your powers of deduction are exceptional!"). I haven't been there, so forgive me if I'm not entirely accurate, but I bet it's part of one of those "multi-use" sports centres that were built around the seventies, that feature several different stadia as part of one large complex. It holds around 20,000 depending on how many are standing.

Interesting stuff: I'm not a big Gamba fan, but I always try to watch them on the tele since they look like scoring virtually every time they touch the ball. Football in the Kansai region (containing the cities of Osaka, Kobe and Kyoto) tends to struggle in competition with baseball, with the region's Hanshin Tigers being a wildly popular team. Coach Akira Nishino is the longest serving coach in the J-League, and he's a pretty suave looking bloke too.

Should you support them?: If you have to. Cerezo Osaka are reputedly the more popular club in Osaka (try telling that to the few thousand Cerezo diehards these days) but Banpaku is generally pretty full nowadays.

JEF United 

What's to know?: They used to be called JEF United Ichihara. Sometimes people still call them JEF United Chiba. Why do they do this? I don't call them Everton-Liverpool. Or FC (Gelsenkirchen) Schalke, and you know how fond I am of brackets. I know they come from Chiba. I know they used to represent Ichihara. Just call them JEF United already! Anyway, these are happy days at JEF United. Bulgarian defender Ilian Stoyanov has recently told the club that if coach Amar Osim stays, he is going. At some clubs that wouldn't necessarily pose a problem, but since Stoyanov is their only decent defender, they could be in a spot of bother here. Basically what has happened at JEF United is this; they won the League Cup under coach Ivica Osim in 2005. They were well on the way to winning the League Cup in 2006 when coach Osim took over as coach of the Japan national team. Curiously, the club left his son Amar Osim in charge, despite the fact that his only coaching credentials seemed to be that he had watched a lot of JEF United games for free when his Dad was coach. Under Amar Osim they won the 2006 League Cup - dooming JEF United fans to his incompetence for the foreseeable future. They then sold their best player, Yuki Abe, to Urawa Reds because Abe was "concerned about United's prospects" (the man is a visionary, Nostradamus-style!). Selling their only good player has prompted somewhat of a crisis at United, who have spent almost the entire season in the relegation zone. Their fans have taken to jeering their own team at every opportunity (as you do) whilst Seiichiro Maki looks like the answer to a trivia question that reads "who is the most out-of-form player in the history of football to ever be called up for a major international tournament?"

Stadium: Fukuda Denshi Arena is great, if you ignore the fact that is employs the standard Japanese architectural concept of "let's take something simple...and make it uncomfortable." Apparently the idea of wind flow is important in Japanese architecture, and explains why rooms in Japanese homes are often separated by paper-covered sliding doors. This idea has been eagerly transposed on to Japanese stadia. They may have cost 60 zillion yen to build, but if you think you are going to be protected from the wind, think again! There's a massive gap between the roof and the stands at Fukari, which not only lets a freezing wind blow in off the Pacific Coast, it also helps it to whip round and round the stadium like a pair of socks in a washing machine. The wind aside, Fukari differs from most other Japanese stadia in the fact that it was built this century (and not in say, 1361, as I suspect several other J-League grounds were). The seats are somewhat uncomfortable but the sightlines are fantastic, and the JEF United fans generate a pretty good atmosphere - even when they're jeering their own team. I'd heartily recommend a trip to Fukari, just remember to bring a warm jacket.

Interesting stuff: See above.

Should you support them?: If you like roller-coasters or anything else you can think of that consistently goes up, then down and ends up back where it started (trampolines, maybe?) then this might be the team for you.

Jubilo Iwata 

Stadium: They play at the compact Yamaha Stadium (why yes! they are the former company team of Yamaha Motor Corporation), which seats around 18,000 or so off the top of my head. They also play a few games a year, such as the upcoming clash with Urawa, at Ecopa Stadium in Fukuroi...just a few stops down the train-line from Iwata. Ecopa holds about 50,000 and was a 2002 World Cup venue. It's also really drafty. True story.

Interesting stuff: The fact that they hold their highest profiles matches (against Urawa, Shimizu and one or two other clubs) at Ecopa Stadium often swells their average attendance to a figure higher than official capacity of Yamaha Stadium. That once lead some Australian kids on a message board I was reading to write something like, "look at these idiots! They say their average attendance is more than what their stadium holds...they must be idiots, aher aher aher." Good one fellas!

Should you support them?: No.

Kashima Antlers

What's to know?: They are the most successful club in professional Japanese football. They are the former company team of Sumitomo Metal Industries. They named a cheeseburger in one of the local fast-food restaurants "The Zico Burger." Okay I made that last part up. But they are a hugely successful team, albeit not in recent seasons. I arrived in Japan when Paulo "Hey everybody...let's see how big my mouth is!" Autori was trying to steer the club back to the glory days. He had been signed for big money after winning the Club World Cup with Sao Paulo, but his efforts to win in Japan were hampered by the fact that his team was, basically, pretty crap. He needed to win the 2006 League Cup Final to keep his job, but history will show that JEF United won 2-0, which is the reason why they, and not Kashima, are still burdened with a crap coach. After coming under intense pressure, new coach Oswaldo de Oliveira (they always hire Brazilians. Direct your complaints to Zico) has suddenly steered his team to the dizzying heights of third in the table. That's probably good for the J-League, since Kashima were arguably the first team to bring a genuine fan culture to the competition.

Stadium: They play in Kashima Stadium, which holds just over 40,000 but which is only ever close to full when Urawa bring their travelling army to town.

Interesting stuff: Zico used to play for them. Could you guess? I'm subtle, aren't I? I saw some old video of him on YouTube not long ago and, despite the fact that he was about forty, he seemed to score at least 6436 spectacular free-kicks whilst playing for Kashima...which is never a bad thing. He also spat directly on the ball when Tokyo Verdy were awarded a penalty that cost Kashima the championship which, these days, will get you at least a seven match suspension (oh, bravo! I can hear you Kofu fans quietly applauding in the back).

Should you support them?: Get back on the bandwagon now, before it's too late!

Kashiwa Reysol

What's to know?: Their fans appear to be somewhat psychotic. Aside from that happy fact, Kashiwa (<-- a town in Chiba prefecture) spent last season in J2. Before that, back in the days when the J-League was booming - as Sebastian Moffett describes so well in "Japanese Rules" (I can't wait for yet another person to tell me "I should read that." No wait...you reckon?!?) they were probably a half-decent side. I don't know. I wasn't paying attention back then. These days they've got a couple of gun youngsters like Tadanari Ri and Minoru Suganuma. Ex-Bayer Leverkusen striker Franca keeps the Bundesliga fans among us happy. They're also interesting to watch because they tend to try and kick the bejeebus out of opposing sides. Their reserve goalkeeper Yuichi Mizutani even flipped the bird at Shimizu S-Pulse fans after those two clubs met in the League Cup this season. And why not?

Stadium: They play at a couple of stadiums - Kashiwa Hitachi Stadium, which is so small it's always full and the slightly larger Kashiwanoha Stadium. Apparently both stadiums suck. The Reysol supporters are some of the most vociferous fans in Japan though, so if you're looking for an intense atmosphere, then Kashiwa is probably the place to go.

Interesting stuff: When they came to Nihondaira Stadium for the League Cup clash with Shimizu S-Pulse this season, their fans mocked Shimizu supporters by imitating the dance that Shimizu fans are fond of doing on the terraces, before launching into loud, mocking laughter.

Should you support them?: If you think you're well 'ard.

Kawasaki Frontale 

What's to know?:  Kawasaki (a town...somehow...sandwiched between two of the biggest cities in the world, Tokyo and Yokohama) were in the Second Division as recently as 2004. They got their big break in 2001 when Verdy Kawasaki said "that's it...I'm leaving!" and upped and moved to Tokyo, rebranding themselves as Tokyo Verdy (and hasn't that worked well!). After that Frontale kicked about in J2 for a bit longer, before local hero Kengo Nakamura (okay, he's actually from Tokyo) fired them up to the top flight. He didn't stop there, firing them to second place in the league last season, with a little help from the likes of Hiroyuki Taniguchi, Kazuki Ganaha and a bloke called Juninho (no, not the midget one...or that one that plays for Lyon...another one!). Kawasaki became the first Japanese team to qualify for the quarter-finals of the Asian Champions League since it was revamped in 2003 (take that, Urawa!) but since then, they've struggled to crack a win in the J-League...suggesting that knocking off the likes of Bangkok University in Thailand in midweek before flying back to play in the J-League on the weekend is somewhat tiring for the legs.

Stadium: They play at Todoroki Stadium, which unfortunately I've not been to yet, since it looks like one of the better football stadiums in the top flight. Admittedly it has a running track, but for big games it's usually close to it's 25,000 capacity.

Interesting stuff: Under Takashi Sekizuki - the second-longest serving coach in the J-League behind Gamba's Nishino, Kawasaki have perfected a wonderful game-plan that seems to run something like this, "if the other team scores, we'll try and score six to make up for it." It hasn't worked lately, but probably not for lack of trying.

Should you support them?: There's plenty of choice in the area, with the likes of FC Tokyo and Yokohama F. Marinos just down the road (at either end), and J2 club Shonan Bellmare also relatively nearby. However Kawasaki are a young club that espouse a philosophy of attacking football, so why not?

Nagoya Grampus Eight 

What's to know?: That's right all you Arsenal fans, THIS is Arsene's old team. Yes, the team that once signed Gary Lineker only to see a sore toe keep him to scoring just four goals, Nagoya are backed by Toyota, which should mean they've got the resources to build a healthy squad. They splashed out on former Rosenborg striker Frode Johnsen midway through last season, and he scored ten goals in seventeen games to steer the club away from the wrong end of the table. They also tried to sign JEF United midfielder Yuki Abe this year, only to see him scuttle off to Urawa instead. They've got plenty of handy players - Seigo Narazaki, Keisuke Honda and the aforementioned Johnsen among them, but they just can't seem to crack a winning combination under likeable Dutch coach Sef Vergoossen. They're a big mid-table club - just like every other team in the English Premiership that didn't finish in the top four or bottom three last season.

Stadium: Recently coach Sef Vergoossen called Toyota Stadium "one of the most beautiful stadiums in the world," which is a shame since Nagoya actually play at the decrepit Mizuho Athletics Stadium. The reason is this; Japan built many of its 2002 World Cup stadia outside major cities. That means that while Ecopa "Shizuoka" Stadium might look nice, it's not particularly practical for Shimizu S-Pulse fans who have to travel for an hour on the train just to get there. The same can be said of Toyota Stadium - except for, and here's the best part - it wasn't even used at the 2002 World Cup. In their enthusiasm to start construction work in preparation for the tournament, Japan built something like ten new stadiums, and then watched in disbelief as FIFA decided to "co-host" the tournament with South Korea. That means that grounds like Toyota Stadium and Ajinomoto Stadium were unnecessary, although it probably also explains why FIFA continue to play the Club World Cup in Japan. At any rate, Toyota Stadium is used for big matches against clubs like Urawa and Kawasaki, whilst Mizuho - which is not far from downtown Nagoya city centre, is used for all other games.

Interesting stuff: You know you're running out of ideas when all the interesting stuff is about the ground they play at. Dragan Stojkovic is probably still considered a legend in these parts though.

Should you support them: Yes, especially if you live in Nagoya (or Toyota).

Part II

What the hell is wrong with Tokyo Verdy? They crashed to an embarrassing 1-0 loss at home to lowly Ehime FC in J2 last weekend, when the rest of Japan was transfixed by the national team's exploits in the Kirin Cup. One look at Verdy's squad - which includes the likes of ex-Jubilo Iwata veterans Hiroshi Nanami and Toshihiro Hattori, Brazilians Ze Luis and Diego, and last season's J2 top-scorer Hulk - signed from Consadole Sapporo at the start of the season, suggested that Tokyo Verdy would have no problem challenging for promotion back to the top flight this year. Instead Verdy are currently lying in eighth place in the thirteen team Second Division, having won eight, lost eight and drawn two of their eighteen fixtures so far. Their problem seems to come in the form of coach Rui Ramos. A legend in Japanese football, Ramos was brought in as the supposed saviour of Tokyo Verdy after they were relegated from the top flight at the end of the 2005 J-League season. Ramos virtually "guaranteed" promotion at the first attempt, but after a disappointing first season in J2, the Tokyo club splashed out the yen this season in a bid to propel themselves back into J1. Yet after a series of embarrassing defeats - including a stunning 5-1 loss to bottom club Mito Hollyhock at the National Stadium in Tokyo, the club that left Kawasaki to rebrand as Tokyo Verdy in 2001 look likely to spend another season in the bottom tier of Japan's professional game.

Consadole Sapporo, on the other hand, appear set to grace the top flight again next year for the first time since 2002. They've raced out of the blocks in J2, opening up a ten point gap on nearest rivals Vegalta Sendai. The two popular northern clubs are joined in the top three by unfashionable Montedio Yamagata. While Sapporo and Sendai were expected to challenge in 2007, Yamagata's form comes as somewhat of a surprise, particularly with the likes of Cerezo Osaka, Kyoto Sanga FC and Avispa Fukuoka - who were all relegated from J1 at the end of last season, also involved in this season's title race. Cerezo Osaka must be wondering where it all went wrong. On the final day of the 2005 season Cerezo Osaka were leading the J-League going into injury time. They conceded an injury-time equaliser to FC Tokyo with virtually the last kick of the season, however, dropping down from first place to fifth in the process and handing the title to cross-town rivals Gamba Osaka. Despite signing the likes of Yoshito Okubo from Mallorca and the aforemented Hiroshi Nanami for the 2006 season, Cerezo were amazingly relegated for the second time in their history. They bounced straight back up to J1 after playing the 2002 season in the Second Division, but given that they are currently lying in tenth on the J2 table - a massive twenty-four points behind leaders Consadole Sapporo, they look unlikely to repeat that feat in 2007. 

One side effect of relegation is that clubs in J2 do not take part in the Nabisco League Cup. Speaking of the League Club, six sides booked their places for the quarter-finals in late May, joining AFC Champions League participants Kawasaki Frontale and Urawa Reds. Those sides are Gamba Osaka, Sanfrecce Hiroshima, Ventforet Kofu, Kashima Antlers, FC Tokyo and Yokohama F. Marinos. Not surprisingly, the J-League keeps flogging that dead horse meaning that Gamba Osaka will take on Urawa, with the other match-up's consisting of Kawasaki Frontale vs Ventforet Kofu, Sanfrecce Hiroshima vs Kashima Antlers and an intriguing match up between FC Tokyo and Yokohama F. Marinos. The latter booked their place in the quarter-finals after finishing equal on points, goals scored and conceded with Shimizu S-Pulse in their League Cup group. Yokohama went through on the basis of possessing a better head-to-head record over Shimizu.

As for Japan, they lifted the Kirin Cup after putting in two excellent performances over Montenegro and Colombia. They beat Montenegro 2-0 at Ecopa Stadium in Fukuroi thanks to headers from Yokohama F. Marinos defender Yuji Nakazawa and Eintracht Frankfurt striker Naohiro Takahara, while for Montenegro Igor Burzanovic rolled a spot-kick wide in the second half. Three days later Japan turned in an even more impressive performance against Colombia, but despite overwhelming the South Americans in the second half, they failed to break the deadlock as the two teams ultimately played out a 0-0 draw. That was enough to see Japan lift the trophy, and fire a reminder to their opponents at the upcoming Asian Cup that the defending champions are not to be taken lightly in South-East Asia. "Osim's Japan" may have been misfiring in the past, but they suddenly look like rediscovering their best form - no doubt to the concern of South Korea, Saudia Arabia, Australia et. al.