The so-called Pan-Pacific Championship kicks off in Hawaii this afternoon, with Los Angeles Galaxy (that's right kids... the team that contains DAVID BECKHAM) taking on Japan's Gamba Osaka, while Sydney FC do battle with Houston Dynamo.

With a marketing drive that would make even the most over-the-top American sports promoter proud, the tournament will supposedly answer the question that has plagued not that many people for lo these many years - which league produces the best teams?

Don't ask me what the criteria for taking part in the tournament is - in the case of the LA Galaxy I suppose it's having at least one famous player, while Sydney FC were generously described by the Honolulu Advertiser as having just been crowned A-League champions, despite the fact that the A-League season is still going, and Sydney came fourth... out of eight.

Gamba Osaka, meanwhile, have made the friendly kickabout a top priority by releasing a mere seven players for international duty with Japan. The tournament didn't even receive a mention on the Gamba Osaka website until yesterday, while contrary to the Advertiser's semi-factual claims, the matches will not be screened on Japanese TV, where interest in the tournament rates somewhere between zero to nothing.

Still, I personally can't wait for the competition for the simple reason that whoever wins it will trumpet themselves as "the unofficial best team in the region!" It might be a friendly tournament involving teams that are either out-of-form or that haven't played for months but by golly, it'll sure tell us who can play! I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it...

Pan-Pacific Championship