One-sided live commentary

Saturday, 07 June 08, 10:19 PM

End Of Match: Three German pussies celebrate the victory

90' (+4): End of the game, I'm not going to write any summary if you don't mind...

90' (+4): Possession: 52%-48% for Germany. Again, who cares?

90' (+2): Game over... we are not going to do anything more...

90' (+1): Big juicy "kurwa" could be heard on the field

90' (+1): Piszczek crosses... nothing

90': Three more minutes to score two (or three) goals

89': Schweinsteiger shoots - blocked, Podolski shoots - the ball goes wide

88': Jacek Krzynówek fouls pussy no 1... I mean Ballack

86': Offside for Klose

86': Lewandowski crosses... oh, do me a favour! Saved by Lehmann... again!

85': Thomas Hitzlsperger misses the goal with a shot from outside the box, Jansen is a pussy!

84': Roger dribbles... header by Saganowski... saved by Lehmann again

82': Roger fouled by Miroslav Klose

80':

Bloody Polish officials! They could offer Podolski play in Polish national team a few years ago, but nooooo...

We would be winning 2-0 by now! 

77':

Yesterday in EURO 2008 console game I've been already losing 0-2 to Germany and I've managed to win. You listen, Polish players??

75':

Golański replaced by Marek Saganowski... Gomez replaced by Hitzlsperger.

Who cares? 

73': NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Podolski scores again!

72': Shot by Krzynówek saved

72': Christoph Metzelder fouls Euzebiusz Smolarek, free kick by Krzynówek...

70': Pussy no 1 shoots... defended by Boruc!

68': Corner kick for Poland... Krzynówek... saved by Lehmann. Leave this ball alone!!!

67': Schweinsteiger shoots... saved by Boruc

65': Piszczek? He was on Rhodos three days ago... what he's doing on the field?? Leo Beenhakker must be really desperate...

64': Łukasz Piszczek replaces Wojciech Łobodziński

64': Schweinsteiger fouls Golański... nico21horia, you were saying? :P

62': OK, fair enough, there was...

62': Offside??? There was no offside!!!!

62': Podolski commits a foul - the difference is that Wasilewski is not a pussy

62': German attack stopped by Boruc

60': Lewandowski fouls Podolski, yellow card

59': Polish counter-attack... cross by Roger... cleared by Mertesacker, corner kick for Poland

57': Pussy no 1 crosses - Klose tries to shoot... above the bar

57': Lahm crosses... cleared by Jacek Bąk

55': Fritz replaced by Schweinsteiger

53': Jansen tries really hard to be pussy no 3... Shot saved by Lehmann

52': Brilliant dribbling by Roger, but a throw-in

52': Schweinsteiger looks like warming up...

51': Minimal offside for Łobodziński

50': Polish counter-attack... Łobodziński crosses... wide again. Come on, guys!

47': Roger crosses... wide

46': Pussy no 1 shoots!!! The ball goes wide

45': Żurawski substituted by Roger.

Half Time: Stats of shoots: Poland-Germany 10-4 (on target 2-1). Unfortunately in goals it's 0-1

Half Time: If you have any comments about the game, express yourself on: http://www.oleole.com/blogs/theweekinfootball/posts/the-eurocast-the-podcast-that-you-can-be-part-of

Half Time: This is probably going to be my last live commentary - my heart is not going to last another such game...

45' (+2): Half-time

45' (+1): Lewandowski shoots - another save by Lehmann

45':

Second PUSSY - Podolski. He jumped into Polish defender and requests the card for him.

And another PUSSY - Ballack supports him

45': New Polish Brazilian - Roger starts to warm-up

44': I remember one Polish book: "Do przerwy 0-1" ("0-1 in the first half"), so there's still a hope for Poland :)

44': Paweł Golański puts in a cross... nothing - a goal kick for Germany

41': Another offside for Germany saves Polish defence...

40': Yellow card for Smolarek for a foul on Mertesacker. For a moment I've seen a red card in referee's hand...

39': Lewandowski shoots from outside the box!!! Misses

38': Fritz dribbles... passes to Gomez... the shot goes wide

36': INCHES!!!

36': Żurawski!!! Missed...

35': Lewandowski shoots!!!! Blocked

34': Gomez fouls Żewłakow

33': Pass to Smolarek intercepted right before the box

32': Possession: 58%-42% for Germany

32': Another German raid, cleared by Żewłakow

31':

Free kick for Germany, Ballack fouled by Jacek Krzynówek.

Yeah, right, stand up, PUSSY!!!

30':

Lehmann doesn't seem like being in top form - it's a chance for Poland.

On the other hand - Boruc is in top form, but it's not Germany who are losing...

28': Łobodziński in the box... saved by Lehmann

27': Corner kick - Lukas Podolski sends the ball into a box, but nothing happens - throw-in

25': Two offsides - one for Klose and one for Łobodziński

23': Corner kick for Poland, COME ON!

22': Polish defence is non-existing, Germans do whatever they want...

20':

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Lukas Podolski scores for Germany!!!

19': Ridiculous pass to no-one by Zurawski

19': Possession stats: 62%-38%, it doesn't look good for now

17': Offside calms down the game

17': Cross and a corner kick

16': Free kick for Germany, Podolski will shoot...

14': Lehmann saves the Germany

13': Germans still keep the ball...

11': Another German attempt stopped by Polish defence

10':

German pussy no 1 - PODOLSKI
 

8': Cross into German box... and inches again but now on the other side of the field

7': Lobodzinski fouled by Podolski

6': It was offside anyway

4': OH MY GOD!!!! Awful mistake of Polish defence and the whole stadium became silent for a moment. Just INCHES from the goal

3': Gomez stopped by Polish defenders

0': Lehmann's mistake and Krzynowek shoots! Above the bar

0': And they're off!

Before Kick Off: It's going to start any minute now...

Before Kick Off:
Eurocast reminder: http://www.oleole.com/blogs/theweekinfootball/posts/the-eurocast-the-podcast-that-you-can-be-part-of

Before Kick Off: Polish national anthem - just listen to the crowds!

Before Kick Off: Players go out to the field

Before Kick Off: Polish supporters don't have silly hats but they have HUGE white-and-red flag

Before Kick Off: Germany supporters wear silly hats

Before Kick Off: This commentary will be probably delayed by about 2-3 minutes. Don't blame me, blame Chinese television ;)

Before Kick Off: Germany line-up: Lehmann - Jansen, Mertesacker, Metzelder, Lahm - Fritz, Frings, Ballack, Podolski - Klose, Gomez

Before Kick Off: From other field: 4th minute, Austria - Croatia 0-1. We just have to win with Germany today!

Before Kick Off: The most probable Polish line-up: 1. Artur Boruc - 13. Marcin Wasilewski, 14. Michał Żewłakow, 6. Jacek Bąk, 4. Paweł Golański - 17. Wojciech Łobodziński, 5. Dariusz Dudka, 18. Mariusz Lewandowski, 9. Maciej Żurawski, 8. Jacek Krzynówek - 7. Euzebiusz Smolarek.

Before Kick Off:

The match hasn't started yet, but the fans do not care - in Klagenfurt two groups of Polish and German supporters met and after some trashtalk they started to throw cups with beer at each other. Then the fight started.

Before the police arrived, the groups had run away, but two people were arrested.

Before Kick Off:

Tomorrow at the same time it will be all over and the winner will be determined.

Unless it will be a draw, of course ;)

Anyway, this is going to be really one-sided live commentary of this one of the most important games for Poland.

DO BOJU POOOLSKOOOO!!! 

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