All Portsmouth wants for X-mas is a briefcase full of money and no questions asked.  It is just like all the Coen brothers movies (Fargo, No Country for Old Men, the Big Lebowski) where a person desperate for money discovers a bag full of stacked one hundred dollar bills in a place nobody would expect.  Portsmouth would salivate at this opportunity being that they can’t deliver paychecks on time to their roster and staff.  Read more... (280 words, 3 images, estimated 1:07 mins reading time)

Group B contains Argentina,  Nigeria, Greece and South Korea, in what could be a mini group of death. Argentina were poor in qualifying, and Greece and South Korea are always hard to break down. At the moment I  see Argentina and Nigeria moving onto the knockout rounds.

A look at the teams in Group B

ARGENTINA

Manager: Diego Maradona
Key player: Lionel Messi
Best: Winners (1978, 1986)
World ranking: 8  Read more... (759 words, 2 images, estimated 3:02 mins reading time)

Group A contains host nation South Africa, Mexico, Uruguay and France. South Africa is a very weak #1 seed at at the moment, France and Mexico must be favored to move on.

A look at the teams in Group A

SOUTH AFRICA

Manager: Carlos Alberto Parreira
Key player: Kagisho Dikgacoi
Best: Round one (1998, 2002)
World ranking: 86

Qualifying as hosts has its obvious advantages – giving straight passage without having to kick a ball in anger. However, the lack of a competitive edge is the drawback and South Africa will need to compensate for this by preparing thoroughly for the tournament on home soil. As with previous sporting events in the country, they are sure to have a passionate support backing them.  Read more... (789 words, 2 images, estimated 3:09 mins reading time)

LeBron James and Shaquille O’Neal are two of America’s most beloved basketball stars. They have both seemingly permeated our culture with their huge personalities and enormous athletic talent. Although King James has yet to hoist any significant hardware, Shaq has won several titles. Both have proven themselves to be at the top of their chosen profession though. But, what if instead of b-ball, they had chosen soccer, a game with a different net?  Read more... (427 words, 5 images, estimated 1:42 mins reading time)

Tennis stars Venus and Serena Williams are amazing athletes who have succeeded in a sport usually reserved for the elite. They have overcome huge obstacles to establish themselves as two of the greatest women players of their generation, if not the best two. They possess remarkable agility, stamina, and power. Thus, had their father chosen to indoctrinate them with soccer instead of tennis, I think they would be two girls who could win 1 World Cup for the US.  

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Adrian Peterson and Chris Johnson are perhaps the two greatest RBs in the world right now. They both possess blinding speed and ridiculous physical power. Since they were small children (like 7 years old), they have played football year round. Neither has thus had any time to really experience soccer. They have been fettered to American Football. And they have been dominant at every level. But, what if they had taken up soccer instead?  

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Back when I was a strapping young lad still becoming a man, there was a certain cable channel (Showtime) that aired this ridiculous show called Red Shoe Diaries. The show definitely contained “Strong Sexual Content” and “Nudity”, which made it all the more appealing to its star, David Duchovny. Now, this post (and the series that will follow it) isn’t really about that show. But, in a way, that show and this series will be similar. What the hell am I talking about?

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