The Beauty: JoJo (who was born Joanna Noëlle Blagden Levesque) is an American pop star. She rose to fame in the music biz at a very young age, and she parlayed her perfect pipes into a successful acting career. Now, the sky is the limit for the young starlet. She has already achieved so much, it is sometimes easy to forget that she’s only (thankfully) 18. Heck, she hasn’t even voted for president yet. But, she still gets my vote for my last WAG of the World.   Read more... (261 words, 3 images, estimated 1:03 mins reading time)

The Beauty: Remember those old beer commercials about the Swedish Bikini Team? Yeah, they weren’t very funny. But, if such a team did exist, then Helen Svedin would be its Captain. Helen is a Swedish model with a pretty intimidating resume. She’s graced the catwalk for several of the world’s most honored designers and she has appeared on the cover of major fashion mags the world over. As she is a world class WAG, she was wooed by one of the greats.  Read more... (265 words, 3 images, estimated 1:04 mins reading time)

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The Beauty: In the Netherlands, Sylvie van der Vaart is the Queen of the WAGs. Her hubby is a respected player, yes, but that is not why she is the Alpha female in the Dutch WAG hive. It’s because she’s the fairest beauty not just among the WAGs, but in the entire country according to polls. Why does she get these accolades? It’s because she has done more with her life than simply marrying up. That’s right, she is an accomplished model, actress, and television host.  Read more... (267 words, 3 images, estimated 1:04 mins reading time)

Monday 21st December 2009 is a date to mark in your calendars. Once again the world’s best footballers both male and female will gather at the Zurich Kongresshaus for the 19th FIFA World Player gala.

A total of 33 strong candidates make the list this year and the main focus will no doubt be in the male category where Lionel Messi will face-off with Cristiano Ronaldo.

Messi is considered the front runner for this award and just like i had earlier said concerning the Ballon d’or award, Lio will carry the day. As good a player as Cristiano is, this year truly belongs to Messi. In my opinion Cristiano might be the world’s most expensive player but there is no doubt as to who is more talented.  Read more... (331 words, 3 images, estimated 1:19 mins reading time)

The Beauty: When you look up WAG in the dictionary, there should be a picture of Danielle Lloyd. She epitomizes this new breed of players’ attention-seeking wives & girlfriends. She also has all of the elements of a prototypical WAG: (1) she’s a beauty queen (Miss Great Britain 2004), (2) reality star (though not for too long due to some foolish remarks), (3) actress (sort of), and (4) model (of the nude variety). You simply couldn’t make this list without her.

The Beauty: You can’t deny that Brazilian soccer players have historically been the world’s best. Exhibit A: Pele. Exhibit B: Ronaldo. I rest my case. You also can’t deny that Brazilian models have historically been the world’s hottest. Exhibit A: Gisele. Exhibit B: Raica Oliveira, who’s beauty is displayed at left. Raica is actually perhaps hotter than even Gisele. How so? Well, some of us folks just dislike anything associated with Tom Brady. Raica has no Brady.   Read more... (234 words, 2 images, estimated 56 secs reading time)

The Beauty: Melina Pitra – like many of the WAGs we have profiled here @ STO – is from Argentina. While she is not actually one of the top Argentine WAGs (or even one of the hottest), she is on this list for one simple reason. The player she shagged has the most appropriate name ever – at least judging by the picture at left. I’ll get to that in a second though. First, let me tell you Melina is a model (duh), TV presenter (of course), and reality star (obviously).   Read more... (253 words, 2 images, estimated 1:01 mins reading time)

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The Beauty: Ms. Gemma Atkinson is famous. For what? I don’t know. Let’s see. She’s worked as a lingerie model and men’s mag centerfold (so she’s comfortable wearing next to nothing). She’s been a “TV personality” (aka reality star). She’s also plied her trade as an actress on soap opera programs like Hollyoaks. She’s been in a few feature films, but nothing big yet. So, why is she famous? Oh yeah, Gemma has worked out more soccer stars than Man U’s team trainer.  

The Beast: Gemma’s pics indicate that she doesn’t eat too much. Well, food anyways. She devours Premier League stars though. First she nailed striker Marcus Bent. Then she moved on to Newcastle’s Alan Smith. Finally, she completed the rare WAG treble when she fooled around with Portugal’s golden (let’s hope not showers) boy, Cristiano Ronaldo while he was with Man U. She said she would “miss” C-Ron when he moved to Spain, but wished him luck.

The Bard: Gemma deserves a pure poetic gem, but all I can proffer are rough rhymes:

Some WAGs are as delicate as butterflies, but Gemma Atkinson stings like a bee.

That’s likely because she exudes confidence due to her bust size of 34 E.

But in addition to her rack, she can also act, appearing in a revival of Peter Pan.

She played the title character, which means she’s also been the world’s sexiest man.

She’s dated several stars, but she’s found no heroes, only Captain Hooks.

I bet she will marry a soccer star one day though, how could she not with such looks?

 

source: http://www.premierleagueticketsonline.com/plto-wednesday-wag-1021/

The Beauty: Adriana Karembeu is perhaps the WAG with the most successful modeling career. She has appeared on the cover of numerous magazines, both of the fashion and men’s varieties, and she has walked the catwalk for some of the world’s top designers. She’s a tad past her prime now (age 37), but she is still one of the most gorgeous gals to have ever shagged a soccer star. Adriana didn’t just hook up with any player though, she snagged a World Cup winner.

The Beast: Adriana is married to Christian Karembeu, the retired French Nats star. Christian played defensive midfield for some great pro teams all over the globe, including Middlesbrough, Olympiakos and Real Madrid. He will best be remembered though for his early years with Nantes. Though French, Karembeu refused to sing his country’s national anthem due to personal protests. I bet he would sing it if his beautiful wife asked him too. She’s that hot.

The Bard: Adriana deserves a lyric of lush loftiness, but all I got is these here rhymes:

I imagine that whenever Adriana wants to bring Christian down a few pegs.

She reminds him she’s in the Guiness Book as the supermodel with the longest legs.

If his ego still won’t subside, and her beauty does not place him in awe,

She can just bring up the fact she modeled Victoria Secret’s Wonderbra.

If he is still saucy after that and brazenly refers to her age, thirty-seven.

She’ll leave him forever, denying him another single second in her heaven.