After a long hiatus, I am back with a vengeance...not that anyone cares.

This is me making my first post since June.  It is Friday here in Iowa, and I would assume that means that it is Friday in most other places as well. However, it is currently 24 degrees here today (that's -4 to those of you outside the Holy Land (the United States)), and I would venture to guess that many of you are much warmer than I right now.  Tomorrow is Saturday which means football (or, to those inside the Holy Land, soccer), and I feel as though it is high time that I revive what some like to call the best match commentaries on oleole.com (or, as others like to say, the best commentaries in the world). I do apologize for waiting so long to continue my reporting, but I am lazy and do not care at all.  And that is the only reason I will give you.

 Tomorrow's Ridiculously Biased® commentary lineup will be as follows (I reserve the right to change my lineup at any time):

 Middlesbrough v Arsenal

19:45 London Time, 6:45 a.m. My Time (why can't Arsenal follow my time?)

Match Preview: Gareth Southgate will try continue to look like a crazy college professor in his attempt to outdo "the Professor" aka Arsene Wenger.  At his news conference today, Wenger said,

 "I would not yet consider Southgate to be a professor, but all he needs is the belief in himself.  Southgate can take on any professor in Europe with no fear, and even though he is a long ways off from becoming one, I'm certain that he can achieve his success by the end of the year.

Prediction: Boro 7-11 Arsenal

Liverpool v Hull City

15:00 Liverpool Time, 9 a.m. My Time

6th place Hull will try and figure out why they are so high up the table.  Says Phil Brown:

"Honestly we can't figure out what has gone wrong with this season.  Hopefully we can start losing soon and fighting against relegation like we should be."

Prediction: Liverpool 0-1 Hull City

Tottenham Hotspur v Manchester United

17:30 London Time, 11:30 a.m. My Time (Maybe I will have woken up by now)

I am an Arsenal supporter, and when it comes to matches such as this one, people often ask "Who would you rather see lose?"  My response is, "Say you had been captured by an insane serial killer.  He asks you, would you rather be shot through the eye, or through the ear?"  How does one go about answering that question?  Personally, I would ask him to drown me instead.

Prediction: Spurs -4 - -5 United

So there you have it.  Be sure to tune in for the early kickoff tomorrow of Arsenal and Boro.