Before Kick Off: I have missed the first 5 minutes of the game, but as I predicted, both teams are so far losing.

Before Kick Off: My apologies, I was having some problems with my connection, but am back now.

Before Kick Off: I feel as though my extreme disdain for both squads makes me an impartial commentator.

Before Kick Off: Today's Match Preview:

I am an Arsenal supporter, and when it comes to matches such as this one, people often ask "Who would you rather see lose?"  My response is, "Say you had been captured by an insane serial killer.  He asks you, would you rather be shot through the eye, or through the ear?"  How does one go about answering that question?  Personally, I would ask him to drown me instead.

Prediction: Spurs -4 - -5 United