Stoat Talk<![CDATA[The Third Edition of Stoat Talk™]]> The response to the last Stoat Talk™ has been overwhelming.  People from all over the world have been writing in or sending semaphore messages asking where I get my great insight and exclusive news scoops.

Well I hate to blow my own trumpet, because it always makes a horrid farting noise and spit dribbles out the end.  I also hate capers and old people.

Would YOU like to write for Stoat Talk™?  Didn't think so. 

Til next time, Stoat Fans.

]]>2009-02-06 07:35:00<![CDATA[A return to stoat talk]]> Welcome to the second instalment od Stoat Talk™

The first instalment was very poorly received.  Very poorly indeed.  Having analysed the issue, I believe that this was because the instalment was rubbish.

Rather like this instalment.

And Hleb.

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