MOTD Watch 10/01
Saturday, 10 January 09, 04:17 PM · Comments(0)
22:18: Pickles the cat settles down on my chest ready for MOTD.
22:23: Carson does a Carson. He always does that.
22:25: Pickles runs away because I wasn't paying her enough attention.
22:26: Carson makes a great save, but it's too late because he's already fucked everything up.
22:29: Tony Mowbray looks like a haunted Robbie Keane.
22:33: The studio pundits are looking fantastically orange.
22:35: Liverpool's vile match against Stoke is inexplicably up second. I hope they show Gerralt's dive.
22:39: Record signing Kitson misses another chance and has yet to score for Stoke, who should probably buy someone slightly more expensive to stop him from being the record signing.
22:41: £20m striking sensation Robbie Keane remains on the bench at the expense of 1) a clearly unfit Torres, 2) the lumbering Ryan Babel, 3) Benitez not fancying bringing on a third sub.
22:42: The MOTD propaganda machine fails to show Gerralt's spectacular dive.
22:44: Benitez has started to go a little bit mental.
22:48: Phil Brown is wearing an elaborate scarf which sort of looks like a big snake wrapped around his neck.
22:49: Marouane Fellaini scores, in spite of his hair being a good yard offside.
22:56: The post-match interviews are filmed in Shakeycam.
22:57: Mikel Arteta appears to be wearing makeup and looks like a beautiful lady.
23:03: Owen has yet another "he usually scores those" moment.
23:05: The commentator keeps bleating on about how West Ham v Newcastle games usually average four goals in an unconvincing effort to disguise the fact that all their commentary is dubbed on afterwards.
23:07: In a borderline racist statement, the commentator says that players from Italy are good at protesting their innocence.
23:09: The racially confused Andy Carroll scores an equaliser. The man looks like a complete tool.
23:16: Ricky Sbragia looks like one of those characters from Beauty and the Beast that were transformed from an inanimate object into a living creature by magic.
23:29: Gareth Southgate appears to have styled his hair like Kazuya from Tekken.
23:35: Gary Megson names only four substitutes who he encouragingly describes as 'just free transfers and kids".
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