Synthetic Turf Soccer Blog

The Summer of Soccer: Don't tell the idiots at ESPN but this summer is changing the face of the sport

Sun, 26 Jul 2009 18:15:12 -0500

If you happen to watch ESPN’s “Pardon the Interruption” (PTI) last Friday you may have heard Bob Ryan of the Boston Globe and Dan Le Batard of the Miami Herald rail on the failure of soccer in the United States and the “Beckham experiment.”

“But Bob it’s failed. Can’t we just say the thing has failed,” ranted Le Batard.

Ryan reiterated the point, “Pretty conclusive proof right now that it has failed and yes, it’s not working at all.”

The reporters were harping on the “dwindling” 22,238 in attendance during Beckham’s first game back (ignoring the fact this road game attendance figure was still higher than the average attendance for the NBA and NHL).

However if you watched ESPN 2 the next day it was a different story. 65,289 fans came to see expansion team Sounders FC play third place English side Chelsea in a friendly. The broadcast was followed by NASCAR qualifying and empty stands.

A sea change in the American sports landscape?

A day later 27,000 filled Home Depot Center past capacity to watch the LA Galaxy play AC Milan (and that failing “Beckham experiment”). The grass hillside above the stadium was filled and even the standing room only tickets were snatched up. Those who want to point fingers at the controversy following the end of the first half, well you lose too because when it’s all said and done you’re still talking about soccer.

The following Wednesday 81,224 filled the Rose Bowl in Pasadena to watch Inter Milan and Chelsea play an exhibition and today 79,156 watched Mexico beat the US Mens “B-Team” at Giants Stadium for a cup nobody really cares about.

With the near success of the US national team at the Confederations Cup, stadiums selling out for MLS vs. European exhibitions and more sold out games to come in Seattle, New York, Los Angeles and even Salt Lake; 2009 is looking to be the summer of soccer and with the World Cup next year there’s no slowing down.

But you wont hear anything from Ryan and Le Batard who are only a microcosm of the bias in American media towards soccer. A dated bias born out of ignorance, embodied by Bob Ryan’s rant at the end of “PTI” about dangerous “adventure sports” like skateboarding and sailing. Whoa old-timer settle down. Those rickety sailboats on the high seas going a little fast for your horse and buggy?

It’s time sports media in the United States literally gets with the program and realizes that soccer in the US isn’t some long off eventuality. It’s here.

Oh, and Bob Ryan... welcome to the future.

The return of Beckham to the Galaxy (Fights, Goals and Blowing Kisses)

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 01:39:49 -0500

In case you missed the part where he tried to fight a supporter, then assisted on the tying goal, then taunted the same rowdy section by blowing kisses at them… Beckham is back in LA.

If you don’t know the sub-text already read here, here and here.

Receiving a chorus of boos after his first touch, Beckham played one of his best games in recent memory, lofting some beautiful passes down field and helping the Galaxy stay in the game with star-studded AC Milan. In reality he was playing like he had something to prove… which he did after spurning the Galaxy and attempting to stay in Serie A.

However at halftime, heading to the locker room Beckham came face to face with LA Galaxy supporters group known as the “Riot Squad” who waved anti-Beckham signs and were the epicenter of the jeers directed at him. Something pissed Beckham off and he taunted the Riot Squad back driving one fan out of the bleachers and on to the field.

Beckham, was livid for a brief moment and had to be held back by security, then quickly changed face and attempted to shake hands with the fan as he was tackled and taken away.

Now I totally agree with the Galaxy fans who are a little pissed off at Beckham and side with them here, but the retard who jumped out of the stands… seriously. First of all he’s lucky Beckham didn’t get to him because honestly Beckham would have beat the shit out of him. As lame as his underwear ads, wiffy voice and cheesey smile are Beckham is from a blue collar family from Leytonstone, England and probably knows how to throw down.

So how did Beckham answer? Well with his foot. Midway through the second-half, the Galaxy were given a corner kick right in front of the stands filled by the Riot Squad. Beckham kicked a beautiful corner kick that met the head of teammate Bryan Jordan who scored the game-tying goal. Then turned around and blew kisses at fans who 5 seconds earlier were booing him… See the grainy cell phone video I took below:

better view here:

10 minutes later Beckham was subbed out and greeted by mostly cheers. Even though they were in the right, the proverbial pie was on the face of the Riot Squad.

Oh and to the people who doubted Beckham would return, I hate to say I told you so but…

“Beckham’s loan to AC Milan will have little effect on Galaxy fans. Hell, you could probably sell the red and black Rossoneri jerseys at the Home Depot Center next season.” – Me eight months ago

Chivas USA crapping on Sounders fans...

Mon, 8 Jun 2009 15:43:04 -0500

Living in Los Angeles I was finally able to make it to my first Sounders FC and first Major League Soccer game versus Chivas at the HDC (Home Depot Center) this Saturday. I’ve been to a handful of matches including USL, NCAA, Premiership and international friendlies. Thanks to Chivas USA, the MLS now ranks at the bottom of that list.

Tagging along with a group of 100+ SoCal Sound and Emerald City Supporters (who by the way were awesome) we ordered tickets through the Chivas front office so we could be in the same section. The ordering and paying for the tickets was no problem it was actually getting the tickets that ended up being the difficult part.

Apparently there was some breakdown in communication between the Chivas sales people and the HDC ticket window and tickets weren't at will call two hours before the game. We were told to come back later.

Fast forward to an hour before the game… still no tickets; specifically for the crowd of Sounders fans beginning to pile up next to the ticket window.

As a Liverpool fan I know about what incompetence and mismanagement at the ticket office can cause.

People started cracking and buying second sets of tickets just to get in and see the game after already throwing down for parking and in some cases flying down from Seattle.

Finally tickets "arrived" less than 30 minutes before kickoff after a group of us started getting verbally hostile i.e. "can I see your supervisor?" or "…I paid for the ticket so I’m waiting here until I get the ticket."

The whole Chivas/HDC thing is a wee bit sketchy. It’s hard to believe that tickets had such a hard time arriving when the Chivas offices are in the same fucking building and on top of that HDC staff were acting like this is a common occurrence. All I can see here is this convenient glitch in the system benefits Chivas by bumping revenue and padding attendance figures for their quarter-full stadium. Apparently 13,117 people were at the game on Saturday, I must have missed them...

The other group getting screwed here is the HDC because all the time fans are stuck outside waiting for tickets we're not throwing down for $8 beers and $5 nachos.

Sounders misspell 'San Hose' on parking passes

Fri, 27 Mar 2009 15:50:14 -0500

San Jose is the third largest city in California (larger than San Francisco, Oakland, Sacramento) and is the 10th largest city in the United States. Sadly someone in the Sounders' front office had some trouble errr... spelling out the city's name when they released the parking passes for next month's match.

For those of you who assume it was just a typo (yes the H-key and J-key are neighbors), they spelled it wrong a second time at the bottom.

In response the Sounders have mailed out parking passes with San Jose spelled correctly.

The 10 Worst Jerseys of 2008

Fri, 2 Jan 2009 01:31:56 -0600

When done right a team's jersey can bring pride and a flash of fashion to the supporters in the stands and fans watching at home on TV. However designers can sometimes get a little overambitious. A clashing color scheme, dumb fashion trend, having a shirt sponsor that sounds like a support group for cross-dressers... all of these can spell doom for your favorite team's uniform. Here are the worst of the worst from the past year:

10. FC Nuremberg Home Kit

The fastest route to destroy sales of your team’s uniform: a shirt sponsorship that conjures up images of she-males. Last season FC Nuremberg decided its kits would look better with the words Mister*Lady across the chest.

What is a Mister*Lady? According to their website it’s a German fashion company that specializes in, “Casual casual, cool jeans and trendy accessories.” Coincidentally, FC Nuremberg was relegated from the Bundesliga in May and ditched the Mister*Lady sponsorship.

Maybe Dennis Rodman should have been their mascot?

9. Liverpool Euro Kit

Liverpool have some of the best home and away kits this year, however their alternate “euro kit” is one of the most uninspired uniforms to ever take the field. The shirt features a drab green look, a black collar and …well that’s actually it. There’s nothing else.

My guess is somewhere in the process Adidas accidentally printed Liverpool’s crest on a bush-league team’s uniform and nobody figured it out until it was too late.

If you’re unfortunate enough to catch Liverpool wearing these, don’t be surprised if they look like floating heads hovering over the green pitch.

8. Derby County Away Kit

So I going to assume somebody accidentally left a highlighter in the washer and decided, “sweet, let’s make that our new away jersey.”

Although Chelsea and Everton were also guilty of the neon yellow trend, Derby County accomplished the impossible feat of doing it ten-times worse.

How did they accomplish this? They assumed the best way to thank Bombardier for their new sponsorship deal was by putting their logo in white text, making it completely unreadable.

7. FC Barcelona Home Kit

After being pressured by Nike, Barcelona’s iconic maroon and blue-striped kits have been ditched in favor of a two-toned shirt divided directly down the center. Not only does this spit in the face of tradition while simultaneously looking awful, the jerseys could also lead confusion on the field.

Think about it… you’re a striker racing down the field and look left: it looks like your winger’s wearing a blue jersey. Then you look right and your other winger is in maroon.

Then again bad decisions aren’t surprising from a club that decided to kick Ronaldinho to the curb two years after winning the UEFA Cup.

6.Chivas Home Kit

Another team that threw tradition out the window, Chivas has swapped their red and white vertical stripes for some sort of warped sunrays intended to direct attention to the Bimbo Bakeries sponsorship on their chest. The kit also features navy blue shoulder pads and back, making players appear like they’re on an entirely different team from behind.

As futuristic and cool as these jerseys may initially look, ten years from now they’ll probably seem as bad as these:

5. Bolton Wanderers Home Kit

Who makes Bolton’s kit? According to their jersey Reebok. Who sponsors Bolton? Well if you look six inches lower… Reebok. The Wanderers jersey looses points for redundancy but that’s not all. This year's jersey features some weird black man-bra across the top that looks it was lifted from the set of "Aeon Flux".

4.Juventus Away Kit

Usually the color gold is associated with winning, trophies, success… etc. So if you’re a team that hasn’t won a major trophy in five years gold is probably the last color you’d choose for your kits.

Errr... well, not if you’re Juventus. The Italian giants have deicide to sport shiny gold away jerseys for the 2008-2009 campaign.

…and no, winning the Serie-B title doesn’t count.

3. Shimizu S-Pulse Home & Away Kits

I’m not really sure what’s going on here but it looks like the Shimizu S-Pulse of Japan’s J-League designed their away jersey on the off chance the team plane crashes in North Korea during a snow storm.

For some reason they felt compelled to use winter camouflage on the kit’s torso and just in case they get lost… hey look there’s a handy map on the shoulder.

Even worse are their home jerseys which look like somebody binged on circus peanuts and Tang then vomited down the front of their shirt.

2. Necaxa Home Kit

It really doesn’t matter what your kit looks like… if you have sponsors covering up every square-inch. A lot of Central and South American clubs are guilty of shilling out every spare corner of their uniform for ad space. Necaxa of Mexico’s Primera División take it one step further papering their shorts and even socks with sponsors.

Maybe the designers of the jersey took cues from the Yellow pages.

1. New York Red Bulls Home Kit

Formerly the MetroStars, the team was bought out and then re-branded the Red Bulls after the stroke-inducing energy drink.

Not only is the team name and logo completely dumb, their jersey is about as boring as a lecture on advanced knitting. The team’s crest, which features the Red Bull logo, is duplicated and then stretched across the plain white jersey and BAM! You have the New York Red Bulls’ kit.

Two years ago the team didn’t have a sponsorship… now they are a sponsorship. And if you weren’t sick of Red Bull enough, next season the team moves into their new stadium, Red Bull Arena.

Beckham's Loan to AC Milan Benefits LA Galaxy and MLS

Sat, 1 Nov 2008 16:55:09 -0500

Everybody and their mother seem to be speculating about David Robert Joseph Beckham’s loan to AC Milan in January. Is he betraying Galaxy fans? Is he leaving Major League Soccer for good? Is Posh Spice pulling strings behind the scenes?

There are plenty of assumptions about what the midfielder’s motives are without looking at the big picture: This move is great for the MLS.

When he leaves in January, the team, the league and Beckham are going to get a healthy dose of needed exposure during the MLS off-season, and the best part is that the Galaxy are getting paid for it.

Throwing Becks in the middle of the AC Milan roster will make him relevant again, suiting up next to the likes of Kaka, Ronaldinho and Maldini. Instead of falling into obscurity for the next six months he’ll be back in the papers, on the screen and, maybe if he’s lucky, on the pitch.

The worry among many commentators is that Beckham’s would betray Galaxy fans by playing for a different team. However fans here in the United States see it differently.

A few years ago I was on the set of what was Fox Football Friday talking to Keith Costigan and he was perplexed at how I could be a fan of Liverpool and wear a Thierry Henry Arsenal jersey. He commented that in England I couldn’t get away with that.

That’s fundamental difference between sports fans in the United States and fans in abroad. As much as we love our favorite team and as passionate as we might be, it’s perfectly normal for us back other players and other clubs on the side.

Beckham’s loan to AC Milan will have little effect on Galaxy fans. Hell, you could probably sell the red and black Rossoneri jerseys at the Home Depot Center next season.

The other fear, that he's going leave the MLS and never comeback, is unfounded. Beckham has played-out every contract he’s signed and it’s highly unlikely that he would decide to spurn his gigantic performance-based contract with the Galaxy.

In fact "performance" is probably the main force that will drive Beckham back to the MLS next spring; in his career he has won the league title with every team he has been under contract with and, last-time I checked, he still has some work to do with the Galaxy.

Soccer commentators seem to have short memories. It was a little over year ago that, after being told he wouldn’t be re-signed at Real Madrid and then subsequently benched. Beckham refused to stop training. Eventually he worked his way back on the field and helped push Real to the La Liga title. That doesn’t sound like someone who would cash-out after an unsuccessful season and a half in LA.

I’m no Beckham fan, but the relentless bashing he takes in the press is pretty ridiculous. His track record, passion and contract all point to him returning to the Galaxy, but all you hear are the arguments about him wanting to sell jerseys and pursue his wife’s fashion interests.

Luckily for all the naysayers, come next year when a fit and in-form Beckham returns to the Galaxy, all the attention will be on the MLS.

An "interview" with Freddie Ljungberg, Seattle's newest soccer star

Wed, 29 Oct 2008 02:16:19 -0500

I couldn't make it back to Seattle on a days notice to ask questions at the Sounders FC press conference announcing new designated player Freddie Ljungberg, so like any noteworthy journalist I decided, screw it I'll just make something up. So without further ado, here is my "one-on-one" with the former Swedish team captain, Arsenal winger and Calvin Klein model, Fredrick Ljungberg:

Synthetic Turf: So Freddie... what brought you to the United States?

Freddie Ljundberg: It was time to try something new. I've played most of my career in the English Premiership and I didn't want to move to Spain or Italy and have to learn a third language... besides the Sounders agreed to pay me in Euros.

ST: You didn't consider playing in Scottish Premier League? They also speak English.

FL: Ha. It rains there too much. I'd much rather play here in the United States on the Pacific coast. Seattle is sunny like California... no?

ST: ...You've never been to Seattle before have you?

FL: No, but I have seen it on the TV. Land of Frasier and Starbucks....and the Tom Green song where he rubs his bum on the Swedish Hospital. Sexy...no?

ST: ...Moving on. You've played against Kasey Keller in the English Premiership, are you excited to be playing along side him now with the Sounders?

FL: Yes... America has so few people who are good at football, it is nice to play with one of them.

ST: Speaking of which, Americans have trouble sounding out words without enough vowels. Your name Ljungberg is pretty tough, have you thought about shortening it or getting a nickname?

FL: Well you have the player Dempsey who is called Deuce and the American Football star Chad Johnson changed his name to Ocho Cinco, but I was thinking I'd just stick with Freddie.

ST: That's kinda already taken by Freddy Adu.

FL: Hmmm... then how about Utsedda Spelare. It's swedish.

ST: What does that mean?

FL: "Designated player".

ST: You've also spent some time as a model. What's the hardest part of laying around while people take pictures of you?

FL: ...Choosing which international female super-model to take home each night.

ST: Touché... So do you have any plans to continue modeling?

FL: That is a reason for which I came to the United States. I saw Beckham in underwear on the side of all your city buses and thought "what is this? I am far more sexy than Beckham."

ST: Like Becks you also have a tattoo. I believe yours is of a panther climbing up from your waist. Explain the significance?

FL: Its significance is that I am a sexy panther.

ST: ...

FL: Raaaaaawr!

ST: I'm sure you are... You come from socialist Sweden, do you have any plans to share your new $2.5 million contract with any of your teammates who are making the $13,000 league minimum?

FL: Ha. They get paid more than that don't they? ...You're kidding, no?

ST: I wish I was.

FL: Hmmm... money isn't everything. Maybe I can introduce them to some Swedish girls instead.

ST: ...You've played winger most of your career? Do you plan to keep that position.

FL: I was thinking since we only have four players signed at the moment I would have to play a few other positions as well. Perhaps a mix of striker and winger... I'd call it Stinger.

ST: Interesting... would you be playing on the left side or right side?

FL: Yes.

ST: ...Well that's about all the questions I have... On behalf of Seattle soccer fans, Välkommen.

FL: Tack.

ST: ...

FL: That's "thank you" in Swedish.

So you want to play pro soccer?

Mon, 27 Oct 2008 19:48:42 -0500

For those of you who get the Seattle Sounders FC email updates you may have opened you inbox this Thursday to see that the team is hosting open tryouts next month in Spokane, Tukwila and Yakima. The tryouts will be part of a reality TV series airing locally in Seattle and the final tryout will air live on NBC affiliate KING 5 on February 1st following the Super Bowl.

If you’re a Sounders FC fan this is good news… yes the team is looking for more local talent to shore-up the ranks in front of Northwest native Kasey Keller, but more importantly, by combining it with a reality show, the front office is showing a marketing expertise only found at big name clubs like Chelsea, Barca and AC Milan.

More information on the try-outs can be found at the Sounders FC website.

Soccer Attendance in the United States to Pass Basketball and Hockey in 2009

Tue, 14 Oct 2008 22:45:06 -0500

Much to the shagrin of anti-soccer “journalists” with strange goatees, all the signs point to Major League Soccer over-taking the NBA and possibly NHL in attendance figures by next year. Stats since 2006 show the MLS inching closer to numbers put up by professional Basketball and Hockey, which by next year could plant them third behind Major League Baseball and the National Football League domestically.

This figure doesn't include events like NASCAR, but who are we kidding? A bunch of rednecks driving around in circles for three hours inhaling gas fumes isn't a sport.

Three factors look to cause soccer's rise including the sport's overall growth and the economic recession. The biggest impact however will most likely be the addition of the newest MLS franchise the Seattle Sounders FC.

MLS attendance this year has has averaged 16,222 fans per game nearing the NBA average of 17,393 and the NHL average 17,305. This figure doesn't take into account the fact that MLS has yet to play out their final two weeks of the season, which generally see an upswing in attendance as the playoff picture heats up. The league is on track to pass last year's attendance total by this Sunday.

The economy will also have an effect on fan attendance. You can't turn around without being reminded of the recent recession in the United States and with tickets to NBA and NHL games, often costing in the hundreds, sometimes thousands of dollars, it wont be long before the financial impact hits fans. Although the NHL isn't quite as pricey as the NBA, their average ticket is still over $40, nearly twice as much as the MLS average of $22.

In fact if you want an instructional DVD on how to alienate fans and lose revenue look into commissioning the NBA, whose exorbitantly high ticket prices and consistent relocation of franchises have seen attendance remain stagnant since 1995, despite the addition of three new teams. Since 1998 viewership of the NBA Finals has dropped by over 50% and just recently the league announced it was laying off employees due to economic cut-backs.

Those two factors combined should make stats between the leagues close next year, but what will put the MLS over the top?

Following this year's relocation of the Seattle Sonics to Oklahoma City, which at best was immoral and at worst illegal, it might just be that same city and Seattle's newest professional sports team, the Seattle Sounders FC, who push soccer ahead of basketball and hockey.

After seeing their beloved NBA franchise snatched from their hands, the Seahawks eliminate themselves from playoff contention 5 games into the season and the drowning Mariners become the first Baseball team in history to have a 100 million dollar pay roll and lose 100 games, Seattle's bitter fans (and rightfully so) are hungry for a winner.

Sounders FC have already sold over 18,000 season tickets ahead of their April 2009 debut and look to rival the Los Angeles Galaxy for the league's highest attendance. That figure is already above the NBA and NHL averages and can only increase in the six remaining months left before the season begins.

Here are some more MLS attendance facts:

The top 5 MLS teams together averaged higher attendance than 85% of the NBA and every NHL team but the Montreal Canadians.
This year the Los Angeles Galaxy averaged higher attendance than every team in the NBA, NHL and 7 Major League Baseball franchises.
The highest attendance for an MLS game so far this year was 54,045 when FC Dallas faced New England in June.
In Los Angeles, Toronto and Washingon DC MLS teams outdraw both their NBA and NHL counterparts.

MLS stats from MLSnet.com. NBA, MLB & NHL stats from ESPN.com. Projections based on MLS rate of growth between 1998-2008 and 2009 season ticket sales.

Henry headed to Miami? Nope.

Mon, 6 Oct 2008 20:57:50 -0500

I love watching Thierry Henry play as much as the next fan. Hell, I still have an old Arsenal jersey with his number on the back (even though I think Arsenal are pants). But the rumor that Henry is headed to the US – now to Miami??? – is off-the-charts bullshit.

The Rumor: Someone at Bleacher Report is convinced that the French striker is "on his way out" and is headed to some imaginary Miami-based MLS team (that doesn't exists yet) because someone at Barcelona is in preliminary talks with Major League Soccer over an expansion franchise that at the earliest would begin in 2011.

The article then backs this up with an ambiguous quote from Henry that ran in the New York Times in 2007.

First, the idea that Miami will get one of the two remaining MLS expansion franchises is highly unlikely. Miami isn't on the short-list of cities the MLS is interested in expanding to, which include Atlanta, Las Vegas, Montreal, a second team for New York, Ottawa, Portland and Vancouver, British Columbia. This is also compounded by the fact that the city already failed with an MLS franchise, the Miami Fusion, who folded in 2002 due to dwindling attendance.

So hypothetically, if this "Miami Barcelona Deportivo" team actual became an MLS franchise in 2011 – and here's the tricky part – to get Henry from Barcelona they would need to build a time-machine to go back to 2008 and transfer Henry, who by the article's own admission, is on his way out of Barcelona.

The Truth: Yes, he's probably leaving Barca in January, and someday Henry may come play in the US, but it's a small chance that will happen anytime soon and practically a zero percent chance it will happen in Miami. Henry is rumored to be headed to a handful of teams, the most likely of which are New Castle, Manchester City or somewhere in London. If he leaves Barca he's probably headed to the Premiership because his wife (pictured right) and daughter live in England.

Then again I could be wrong. Maybe Thierry Henry wants to move an entire ocean away from his hot, English, model wife and play for an imaginary team in hurricane-prone Florida.