Monday the First

So another Monday morning and the weekend has been full of the usual ITK not occuring. What about that Bentley interview! Just 'cause he sounds like Beckham, doesn't mean he plays like Beckham. I hope we don't go after that twat.

Petr Cech really must have felt like a Turkey at Christmas. Two goals by the disowned son of Marty Feldman. A real case of a football match getting ugly in the last few minutes.

Hope Mr. Van Basten rests all his players with two legs against Romania, just so that we can wave goodbye to the posing French and the moaning Italians.

Berbs to Barca is the latest. Could see that happening as part of a secret deal to bring Julio Bangorini to Spurs for nothing. Who he you say..........

So looking ahead, I feel a goalie coming on! Son of big Pat would do for me. Look for someone with really big hands and a bad haircut.

And of course the fixtures are out. So Woody goes back in the first match. Will we face Robbo in goal and Mido up front? Ah, there's a name from the past....