Adebayor will be the biggest c**t since Le Sulk Anelka and Cashley Cole, if he leaves Arsenal for AC Milan. Hear him 'big clubs are interested in me'. Right AC Milan is a big club, a big club that will be playing UEFA cup football next season. Pssh.

I've got two words for Arsene, 'SELL HIM', but not for anything less than £30 million pounds. This will be our biggest transfer gain in economic terms, eclipsing the sale of Anelka to Real Madrid, in a time since forgotten.

Fine, Ade scored 30 plus goals last season.

But frankly, who wouldn't.

I bet you even my grandmother could and she's pushing on 80. I mean anyone could if you have the likes of the midfielder par excellence, Cesc Fabregas, playing in your team. On a side note, goodluck Cesc, i'm sure you will play a pivotal role in Spain's victory over the ordinary Germans tonight as long as the footballing gods are wide awake.

Ade thinks the grass will be greener on the other side. Italian football is brutal, unforgiving and believe me, he won't get the crowd singing his name as they do at the Emirates. Besides, Ade will have to learn Italian.

One second...hahahaha...Ade speaking italian..hahaha...

'a quanto ammonta il tuo spaghetti?' (translation 'how much is your spaghetti?')

Will Ade score 30 goals next season for AC Milan? Err, don't think so. Goodluck Ade, hope you make the right decisions. Remember in life, money isn't everything. Money can buy a lot of material things but it can't buy you love or happiness. Whatever you do, don't bite the hands, that helped make you into what you are today.

Wish we had more people like Cesc Fabregas in our team. That guy has a really good heart and mind for one so young.