A Very Angry Post
Monday, 06 July 09, 09:50 AM · Comments (15)
What a week! Ancelotti is in charge good and proper now – phew! We have clinched the signature of the new Maradona (Sturridge?!), acquired a very nifty solution for Malouda, (no, not drowning him) his name is Zhirkov, and we have heard that Manchester ‘Keep Your Fucking Hands off Our players’ City are trying to tap up JT.
I can see the appeal, I really do, if you want the best players, Chelsea have a lot of them. What we don’t have a lot of is England Captains and legends like John Terry. I don’t think he’ll leave, at least I hope not… But here is my message to Mark Hughes – Manchester City is still a BORING club no-one wants to play for or watch.
If Real Madrid can clinch Kaka for almost half what they were going to pay in January, it should come as a clear indication that City are still a bunch of mid-league ball-bags. Anyone, who says they have chosen Manchester City for sporting reasons or because of the ‘exciting project’ are a bunch of lying cunts, and will presumably be a perfect fit at Eastlands.
Anyway, news has been announced that arseholes across town, Manchester United, have received a package labelled ‘damaged goods’. In fact, the package contained a dead dog, reported to be Michael Owen. Morbidly, said dog was paraded around Old Trafford and made to pose for pictures – sick.
We had a similar prank played on us, when Ross Turnbull, formerly of Middlesbrough shame was dumped on our doorstep begging for a place to stay. He has since continued to loiter and out of sense of charity has been offered a contract. He will now be an understudy to Cech, I say understudy…more of a cruel joke.
T.C.S
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that's quite the hissy fit you got going on there. still bitter from not winning any silver this year?
you can always come up to Old Trafford and take a look if you forget what it looks like ;)
John Hughes?
Lay off the brandy, mate.
dadge - FA cup mean anything to you? if I come to Old Trafford it will be to look at the Ronaldo and Tevez shaped hole they left behind. baz- you're right, my apologies. It's been amended ;-)
the only prank i saw played on chelsea this year was in injury time vs. barca. they also cried like babies for a hand ball. they should have gone for a second goal to seal the deal. dadge you have to admit the FA cup is theirs, but united played their b team in semis vs. everton.
Totally agreeness.
Man City is being chidlish on Terry as North Korea on Nuclear.
Kettle calling a pot black? I know the blah blah blah shit that Arsenal have won fuck all in 4 to 5 years but to call Man City boring beggars believe. Man City is now your main rivals as a Sugar Daddy club. You tried same stunts on Henry before you got Cashley so it pay back time. Where will you folks be without Abramovich billions? Buying titles for a couple of seasons won't give you history at least Man City has history. My money is on 'Carlitos' Ancelotti to go by Xmas. He he he he!
sorry butthole but we were wining silver before those two joined the team and we'll still win silver without them.
when's the last time Chelski have won the champions league? oops
i suppose Didier Dogpoo is going to do it again for you this season.
Chelsea fans accusing Citeh of trying to buy titles? Oh the fuckin irony!
Gentlemen! I see I've touched a nerve...It's good - let the hate flow...
you've touched a nerve? are you forgetting your little rant? we all think it's ironic that a chelsea fan is bitching about man city "buying" sucess, when chelski have been trying to do it for years (and failed)
typical ski fan tho. dumb as fuck with a slight hint of inbreeding.
Back for more? You didn't even realise that we had a trophy this year! You've gone back to this article three times. Are you sure you're not a closeted Chelsea fan?
Oh, and by the way, you can't even spell 'success'. Literally. You dumb fuck.
both Chelsea and Man City buying their glory they are both lowclass teams in England along with Arsenal,its obvious the history tells Liverpool and Manchester United are the kings of England.
ah yes, the old spelling chestnut. ever hear of a typo? so what, F.A. cup. not what i would call a big money earner now is it? you lot play boring football anyways. more than city as you put it. the chelsea tactic for last season was "get the ball as close to the box as you can and DIVE DIVE DIVE. i've only come back to this digital toilet paper because i enjoy poking sticks at retards.
it's nice to see such emotion from an average team supporter. still bitter from the time we blitzed you in the champions league final? after you guys fouled your way through too. all that cheating for what? a blankity blank cheque book and pen.
awwww.
you also tried to flame me for a spelling mistake. you couldn't even remember the name of citys manager. why to go dickhead. your really starting to shine.
i haven't been this entertained since Peter Cech took a shot to the head. well, the time terry took a boot to the face too but he's a spactic anyways so no damage done there (that wasn't already there). oh, now that i think about it, joe cole took a well funny elbow to the nut too didn't he? you guys trying to get everyone to wear a nappy on the head?