Is Tennis Better than Football?
Tuesday, 30 June 09, 11:24 AM · Comments (4)
Rejection, rejection, rejection… What’s the bloody point? No-one wants to come to Chelsea – boo hoo. I might as well just fucking end it all.
Only kidding, you’ve probably been wondering where I’ve been. It’s a long story so I’ll skip to the end ‘…it was then I had to tear through the stomach of the camel to avoid freezing in the unforgiving desert nights outside the Ahaggar Mountains. When I eventually made it back to civilisation I wept, and decided never to go on holiday again…’
So what’s happened? Nuffin’; absolutely nought. We have edged closer to signing Zhirkov but I’ll believe it when I see it. AC Milan really don’t want to part with Pato, I can see why, he’s a genius. And we have been linked with the new Kaka aka Sturridge from Manchester City (I literally can’t hide my disappointment).
The only football on telly has been the Confederations Cup, which is apparently been held in a jam jar with buzzing flies this year. Is it me or is that noise ominous to the point of being Hitchcock-esque? However, it did highlight the rather brilliant talent of Maicon (a name, amongst others, that refuses to go away). He was fantastic all cup and kept Dani Alves out of the starting XI, no mean feat. If a deal can be done to offload the gimmer brothers Deco and Carvalho to Inter in exchange for Papa Maicon, we should definitely do it.
Like many of you, I have turned my attention to summer sports. Some more successfully than others, Cricket (sorry is that a sport? It looks like absolute wank). So tennis it is, though I found myself reluctantly cheering Murray last night, a man so dour and dull he makes nu-rave neon look like fucking Farrow & Ball.
Anyway, I’ll try and keep my sanity through this football-less season. Who knows, maybe Federer will decide to take an impromptu penalty on centre court and smash the ball into Murray’s miserable mush. Proceeded by a lap of honour during which he’ll swing his shirt around his head with wild abandon.
Actually, that never happens in tennis…
T.C.S
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4 Comments · Add yours
haha to me football is the best sport in the world so think what u want :D
Pato can still come to Chelsea its just that Milan wants too much for him and it depends if Chelsea are willing to use money on him
Carvalho and Deco for Maicon is a pretty good trade
cause then we'll have 3 amazing defenders Terry Cole Maicon
but I hope Inter will take it
is tennis better than football?.......no!