The Awkward Cup
Friday, 12 June 09, 02:10 PM · Comments (1)
Chelsea are going through their most awkward of stages.
This summer, in a breezy bout of pre season scheduled football, Chelsea will be participating in the World Football Challenge. I know what you’re thinking, after the heartbreak of missing out on yet another Champions League, this is the perfect antidote. Think of this competition as more important than the World Cup, hell, think of it as important as fucking Stalingrad if you want. We’re coming to the States baby!
So who are we pitted against? Club America. Ok, they’re going downtown (downtown Texas to be precise) for a spanking. Who’s next? A.C Milan and Inter Milan? Oh…this going to be awkward.
What with Ancelotti’s recent move from A.C and Mourinho at Inter, this is like going to be a party attended exclusively by your exes. Exes that know how well you perform in bed, know what makes you tick, and despise you with all the scorn they can muster. Christ, it’s going to look like Agincourt after this falafel.
Is it too late to apologise? Almost certainly, among the shoe gazing awkwardness, the ‘how are you getting on’ politesse, there is going to be a lust for revenge.
All those words said unsaid, all those stolen glances, why did you go? DO YOU REMEMBER THE GOOD TIMES? DID THEY MEAN NOTHING?
I know where my alliances lie, do you? Come on Chelsea, get your booty call and then never call them back.
T.C.S
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1 Comments · Add yours
One of the teams you will be playing against this summer is the Seattle Sounders. A team who, amazingly enough, Harry Redknapp used to play for. (I know what you're thinking: 'Harry Redknapp played football?) Former Spurs keeper Kasey Keller also plays for them, too.
Ask SeattleSpursGuy for more details. He's a big fan.
Rock on!