Monday, 21 July 08, 12:06 PM
Fair play to the guy. Swiss player Behrami may look like a leering idiot, but man has he managed to score a hot betty! Check out Miss Elena Bonzanni, and then tell me that if her boyf wasn't an international footballer and came up to her in a club would she even bother wasting the breath of telling him to fuck off? Would she chuff!
Read Post »Thursday, 17 July 08, 11:59 AM
In our first WAG post (albeit shamelessly ripped from the bosom of Who Ate All The Pies), we bring you the arm candy currently belonging to Gary Lineker. Take a look, then tell me how the jug-eared former Leicester City goofball managed to bag himself this Piece Of Ass (POA from hereon in).
Read Post »Wednesday, 16 July 08, 11:55 AM
Yeah, yeah! It’s a piece of piss to drop a fan in the crowd with a well-placed kick (actually, it wasn’t *too* accurate – the racist shitehouse deserved 12 studs direct to the oh-my-god-it’s-so-ugly-it-surely-can’t-be-human face), but it takes balls of steel to take on a copper. On the pitch.
One man with such stainless nuts is one Zvonimir Boban, a Yugoslav (as was) with such hardened testes as to vent his frustration at some part of an on-field brawl – which part isn’t quite clear, and quite frankly who cares – on an innocent (as I’m was sworn by all his colleagues in court) member of the constabulary). What isn’t shown in this video is the copper actually making contact with his truncheon (insert own gay porn joke), but old Zvonni clearly got the hump and dropped the guy with a neatly executed ...
Read Post »Tuesday, 15 July 08, 11:50 AM
Boozin’, birdin’, Miss World-beddin’ Besty is an Old Trafford hero…bigger than Jesus…better than The Beatles…and he epitomised cool in the 60’s. It’s a hackneyed phrase, but in this case is 100% true - women wanted him, men wanted to be him [Ed - some probably wanted him too].
The Irish charm and twinkle in the eye, that caused many-a swoon off the pitch, translated itself onto the field where opponents were left beguiled by his skill, dazed by his footwork, and were often left with a confused look on their faces after he ghosted past them on his way to score another entry in the 101 Great Goals list. It wasn’t just his skill on the football field that gained him his reputation th...
Read Post »Tuesday, 15 July 08, 05:08 AM
Ok, it may be premature to espouse such vehemence in the direction of the meandering misery of a goal machine Dimitar Berbatov. But, the bid has been laid. £20 million, naturally refused, because, as I understand there is no need to sell him... for neither the reported £25 million second approach or indeed the £32 million we're holding out for.
Things looked bleak a few weeks ago, with the rumour mill spinning out the possibility that from the position only six months ago of having 3 great strikers and a very expensive fourth, the lily whites would have sold them all and replaced them with the lumbering mess that is Peter Crouch. This no longer seems such a fear, especially as Crouchinio has...
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