NSFW - You too can have a £460 coke-fuelled romp with Ronaldo’s bird…!
Monday, 22 September 08, 11:39 AM · Comments(4)
…according to this story in the News Of The World anyway. She charges 2 grand a night, or £460 for an hour’s quickie. So by our reckoning, we only need to scrape together 77 quid and we could have a go on her. Twice.
And judging by the pics below, it doesn’t take much to get her in her skimpies. She was trying to tempt the undercover reporter into getting it on with
her and a fellow ‘professional’, and (like a massive dick fool idiot imbecile) he declined. He also turned down her very kind offer of some Grade A nose candy
too. Talk about missing an opportunity*!
So the Winking One will have some hard thinking to do now that a national tabloid has exposed his beloved as a dirty coke-snorting whore**, dump her, pay her what he owes her or let his team mates know? That’s what they’re into after all isn’t it? All that money, all that time, being in love with each other (that’s what roasting is all about, apparently, as close as you can get to bumming each other without actually doing it – I bet they stare lovingly into each other’s eyes when they’re on the job).
That said, she’s got cracking tits - definitely worth a motor boat.
*DSOTB would like to point out that it does not condone the taking of drugs in any way. The hiring of ‘escorts’, however, is another matter.
** Accurate description.
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Man City are going to sign her in the Jan transfer window. Although there are doubts if she will fit her massive tits through the window. Great stuff
I've never done it with a lady - or with another person in the room before, but this article has me sold.
Perhaps you could get me her mobile number to me so I could arrange a discreet dinner for two somewhere charming and secluded before organinsing the fee for sniffing a footlong off her growler.
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She has got MONUMENTAL tits! Time for Man City fans to get a payrise and hit that methinks... Nice one Cristiano!
tits are too big .. but good work by the reporter to let em get to that stage. nice work fella