Ashley Cole - cheating little gobshite.
Friday, 12 September 08, 05:16 AM · Comments(0)
Not only does this ballbag throw himself all over the pitch like a cock, he throws his cock into everything with a pulse. What a turd.
Why, when he's married to Cheryl (one fifth of a great wetdream) Tweedy? Only a complete mental would cheat so much on and off the pitch. Ashley Cole is what is wrong with English Football. In fact - Ashley Cole is what's wrong with England. I'd go so far as to say that he is solely responsible for the downfall of modern society and the uprise of the youth gang gun and knife culture that is becoming the ruination of our once great Britain. Well, him and George W Bush. Because cowards who dive on the floor every time a defender comes near will probably be the sort of coward who will stab you instead of having a proper fight. Everyone who has a knife - you're a manifestation of an Ashley Cole-induced cultural meltdown brought on by diving on the field and using words like 'Blinging' and 'LOL' - in other words - you're a ponce.
I am involved with training kids to play this great game we invented. Every weekend I see at least one stupid dive and at least one kid moaning at the ref for being shit. When I see that, all I want to do is fucking leather Ashley Cole in the face like that Columbian fella did to Amir Khan at the weekend. Give him something to really cry about the soft, moaning, cheating, cry baby little shit.
Anyway, I saw that Cheryl got her own back on the idiot tithead by going googly eyed at an Xfactor contestant who looked like he was pregnant in his forehead (he had a massive bonce). She must have a thing for ugly fuckwits who can't do an actual real-life job (if only I was a fuckwit I'd be in!).
To summarise - Ashley Cole is a twat.
Cheryl Tweedy (she won't be Cole for long so let's get used to calling her by her real name) is mint,. and to prove it we bring you a nice piccy wic.
Why, when he's married to Cheryl (one fifth of a great wetdream) Tweedy? Only a complete mental would cheat so much on and off the pitch. Ashley Cole is what is wrong with English Football. In fact - Ashley Cole is what's wrong with England. I'd go so far as to say that he is solely responsible for the downfall of modern society and the uprise of the youth gang gun and knife culture that is becoming the ruination of our once great Britain. Well, him and George W Bush. Because cowards who dive on the floor every time a defender comes near will probably be the sort of coward who will stab you instead of having a proper fight. Everyone who has a knife - you're a manifestation of an Ashley Cole-induced cultural meltdown brought on by diving on the field and using words like 'Blinging' and 'LOL' - in other words - you're a ponce.
I am involved with training kids to play this great game we invented. Every weekend I see at least one stupid dive and at least one kid moaning at the ref for being shit. When I see that, all I want to do is fucking leather Ashley Cole in the face like that Columbian fella did to Amir Khan at the weekend. Give him something to really cry about the soft, moaning, cheating, cry baby little shit.
Anyway, I saw that Cheryl got her own back on the idiot tithead by going googly eyed at an Xfactor contestant who looked like he was pregnant in his forehead (he had a massive bonce). She must have a thing for ugly fuckwits who can't do an actual real-life job (if only I was a fuckwit I'd be in!).
To summarise - Ashley Cole is a twat.
Cheryl Tweedy (she won't be Cole for long so let's get used to calling her by her real name) is mint,. and to prove it we bring you a nice piccy wic.
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