Berbs bashes the.....Bible
Wednesday, 10 September 08, 06:40 AM · Comments(0)
Thanks to the guys at Football365 who have brought it to our attention that the latest, greatest signing for The Mighty Reds has told Sir Alex that he won't cause any disciplinary trouble for the Great Scot.
The reason? He doesn't swear and carries his Bible with him everywhere he goes. Let's see how he gets on with the potty-mouthed Rooney, then, cos we all know we don't need lip readers when a decision goes against him! He says he's fallen off the rails in his earlier days, but now he's a reformed chap, born again...whatever. Villa365 has it right in the comments section of the post when he says 'he might as well carry the Beano round with him, it's all a load of bollocks'. Well said sir. Or madam.
So will all this new-found enlightenment ensure Berbs isn't as sulky as he was at White Hart Lane? Was it the Jesus-killers loyal Spurs fans in the stands at his previous home
ground that made him seem like a little boy when things didn't go his way? Presumably the 'One Religion, United' flags might rile him the same way at his new place of work, but frankly I don't
give a shit, as long as he scores. Lots.
He can bash his Bible or his Bishop for all I care, as long as he doesn't ram it down my throat in the post-match interview. The Bible, not the other thing.
Berbs poses as that bloke on the cross
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