Danielle Bux's Mum could go down...

Tuesday, 23 September 08, 12:53 PM · Comments(0)

....for burglary. I know what you were thinking though.

Kim Lewis/Mohamed/whatever, 48, mother to the 28 year old *hottie* that is Danielle was arrested and released on bail with a male pal for allegedly burgling the home of her ex-husband, the future Mrs. Lineker's Dad. Confused? Who cares? You get to see a pic of a babe in her knickers in a minute, so read on.

It just seems hilarious to us here at DSOTB that El Jugeario (as he was known when he played for Barcelona), or Rinika-sahn (which is what they called him at Grampas 8), or plain old Wing Nut (see Leicester City and Spurs ex-players for confirmation), is marrying a chick whose Mum is only one year older than him. If ever there was a sign that your bird is a bit young, it's settling down to watch Antiques Roadshow together with her old lady.

Ah well, more power to him, but I reckon if he'd have been Barry Spinaker from Leicester looking like that - with no footballing pedigree and (maybe more importantly) no money - he'd have had about as much chance as me (i.e. none). Not that I'm jealous or anything.