Dirty Diego - Better than Best?
Monday, 06 October 08, 12:03 PM · Comments(2)
OK, Best was phenomenal on the pitch.
I would hazard a guess that in most British peoples' opinion he was better than Maradona at football. But who's the naughtiest?
There's some great quotes by George Best:"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered" and "I used to go missing a lot - Miss Canada, Miss UK, Miss World."
But drinking your way to an early grave is a bit soft, when compared to filling your entire head with class A drugs. And let's not forget, Diego Maradona is from South America, so the snow he ploughs up his conk is 'A star' shit.
I can't decide whether Diego's denial of Diego Jnr (how can he have ever denied it? the clue's in the name!) or Best bedding multiple models and then chinning them, is rudest.
The simple fact that the whole world knows about Maradona's massive drug problem and he's still heralded as a king in Argentina is enough to make him a legend in his own lunchtime. Plus he's friends with Fidel Castro, who's a dictator, which is cool. And did Best ever openly cheat in front of millions of people and get away with it? All Georgey Boy's cheating was done in the bedroom.
Don't get me wrong, George Best was a footballing genius (I use the term very lightly, I mean he was dead good at footy). But have Maradona's antics off the park out-shone those of Besty?
They are my top 2 darksiders but I can't decide who takes the crown. They are closely followed by Eric Cantona for 3rd spot. Can anybody give us a definitive top 5. Mine might be a bit obvious. Who has the darkest side? Nobody say Joey Barton, he's not dark, he's thick.
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i give you garincha a brazilian football genius who lost his virginity to a goat then proceeded to drink and shag his way round south america, then theres the rest
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