Far(t) too funny - footballer booked for a hearty trump!
Wednesday, 08 April 09, 04:00 AM · Comments(0)
Thanks be to the stupid old shitrag The Mirror for picking up this hilarious tale of toilet humour, that should no doubt find its way to the inbox all of your most trouser-troubling pals. Yes - with refereeing decisions across the country causing consternation, fair play to our lower league officials - one of whom has recently booked a stinkypants footballer for putting off a player taking a penalty - by breaking wind!
The team - Chorlton Villa... The player - as yet unamed, even on the Chorley forum (there's a few fatties in the team picture - i blame them!)... Needless to say though, the spot kick was saved - but the referee ordered it to be retaken and the goal went in at the second time of asking. The ref gave the Chorlton Villa player a yellow card "for ungentlemanly conduct". Speculation now lingers that British Gas will be moving in to sponsor the side next season.
Villa boss Ian Treadwell said: "My gut feeling is someone made the noise with their mouth." One of the player's guts however was doing something far less appealing.
Here's the only picture I could find that I deem suitable for this tale... Super!
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A. Gauld said:Look at the fat, ugly baldy hun in the background. That is your typical Rangers...
A. Gauld said:Typical orange cheating bastard !!
Rangers F.C. Scotlands shame !!
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