French footballers all on 'le drugs'

Friday, 20 March 09, 08:20 AM · Comments(1)

Shock news from John Lichfield of the Independent. Up to one in six professional footballists tested in a recent 'hair opinion poll' were found to have traces of drugs in samples ripped unjustly from their scalps (Fabien Barthez managed to avoid this test).

The main nose candy of choice appeared to be DHEA, which builds muscle but doesn't linger in the urinary system, but does stay in hair. 7 out of 32 players from the French League's top echelons were found to be cheating. That's 21.8%! Over 1/5th! And they aren't going to be named. Why? Why? Why?

Imagine if this was the Premier League. There'd be outrage! There'd be tabloid rage! There'd be public calls for someone to resign! But no, it's France, land of the cheese-eating surrender monkeys, and they're going to dick all about it, except maybe strike and blockade the ports. Well done France, well done.

Some egg chasers tested positive too

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Tags: Football Federation of France, Off The Field, drugs, dirty cheats

Topics: Football Federation of France

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colossus Wrote: | 15.46GMT | Mar 25, 2009

Hi,

In France they are doping and they don't win....
Imagine in England and in Spain !!!

In France we have 1 on 5, but in england or spain it could be 3 on 5...

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French footballers all on 'le drugs'

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