If at first you don’t succeed – go into Russian politics says Roman Pavlyuchenko
Wednesday, 15 October 08, 12:14 PM · Comments(0)
OK, so he may have proven an absolute crock at Spurs so far, leading pretty much the least effective strike-force in the Premier League thus far, but at least he has his mind fully on the job…
Or not as it seems, and this news from tribalfootball.com may well piss a lot of Spurs fans right of!
You see, not content with slumming around London earning £XX,000 to do a job that would get a lot of us sacked, Pavlyuchenko has recently been voted in as a deputy for Vladimir Putin's United Russia party. “Pav won a seat on the regional council in his home town of Stavropol, claiming 63 per cent of the vote.”
As well as heartily angering a number of North Londoners, who would probably rather Roman had his mind firmly on sticking the ball in the onion-bag rather than wanking about promoting ‘democracy’ in the eastern bloc - the move has surprised many in Russia. "He's not from Moscow. He's a village guy," said journalist Anton Lisin, who goes on to tellingly suggest that "the only reason Pavlyuchenko might be interested in politics is if the international financial crisis affected his wages."
Next week – darksideoftheball writers to topple Brown – read all about it here? Oh, and we know what you like readers, so instead of a picture of that flaxen haired, ugly Cameron Diaz-a-like, here’s a Russian girl who would certainly get my vote. Waaaaay!
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