Joey Barton bags a WAG
Wednesday, 19 November 08, 01:41 PM · Comments(0)
How he managed that is a complete mystery, but apparently some bird wants to move in with the convicted thug.
Now it's not for us to say that all WAGs are empty-headed, cotton-wool-for-brains, ill-educated bimbettes, but seriously. Georgia McNeil (sorry, no pic yet) really 'needs her head read' - and that a direct quote from 'a pal'.
Not only was Barton convicted of the attack outside McDonald's in Liverpool and served his time, but he has a rap sheet longer than Gary Pennant! Ousmane Dabo should send her a message warning her about Joey when he loses his head. And that trainee at Man City should send a message about when he sparks up a stogie. And lots more that have gone unreported, by all accounts.
So, Georgia, keep your eyes peeled and your wits about you, love. And whatever you do, don't piss him off. A leopard never, ever changes it's spots.
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