John Terry's 'Mums' caught with sticky fingers

Sunday, 29 March 09, 10:47 AM · Comments(1)

On the left, the mother-in-law of Mr JT. In the middle the man himself. On the right, his mother. Now, you tell me which pikey, sour-faced harridan was responsible for the attempted five-fingered discount. I have never, in all my days, seen a woman more likely to try and shove a frozen turkey up her shell suit top. If you ever have the 'pleasure' of taking tea at Chez Terry, I'd decline the chocolate fingers.

So what the hell happened? They were nicked for walking off with 'sports gear' from M&S and Tesco in Weybridge. According to Yahoo, "One said she had no idea why she'd taken sports gear as she didn't even like wearing the stuff. They seemed shaken up." Clearly the mother in law talking there (unless she's donned it in some 'bit of a slag' sex game), whereas Sue Terry seems well at home in a velour tracksuit with 'Gorgeous' printed across the arse (ahem, Trades Descriptions Act, anyone?) That's what happens when you let your son-in-law's Mum ply you with Lambrini all afternoon and then suggest a 'shopping trip'.

Hopefully the Law sees sense and the lovely Mrs. Poole is let off with a stern caution against getting boozed with a pikey.

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