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Jungle Wags Make Esther blub...

Wednesday, 19 November 08, 09:36 PM · Comments(1)

We know those wags are a nasty bunch... but picking on a widowed ginger lass with buck teeth!

Ok, the wags in question, one Carly Zucker and Nicola, err, something the fuck, maybe didn't actually mean to make her cry and weren't actually picking on her. But that would be boring, right? Well, I only saw literally two minutes and I have to say, these wags are not my type. Even reduced to jungle slacks and so desperate for a champagne and a night at China Whites, to offer them a lemonade in a flute glass and flash a torch behind them would defo result in a blowy I couldn't do it - well maybe if Spurs had lost. Fucking Fulham, fucking Gomes, fucking Gareth Bale and his god damn hair... I'd just got used to winning! See Mr. Hotspur for the deets and a controversial perspective on that clown we currently have employed between the sticks. 

Anyway the strumpets in question.

England have just beaten the Germs.They keep going on about the desire shown and the young heads and the... shut the fuck up! It went well because we played guys who give a shit! As opposed to those leisurely fucks that make up the first 11 usually who, will, the moment a game that we need to win rolls around walk straight back in to the team no questions asked.

I feel I should finish with a That's Life gag... but can't be arsed. Do your own. Leave them in the comments box and the best one, we'll buy a pint! As long as you buy us one back that is. Name your venue - DSOTB is ripe for a road trip! 

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Ryancuomo Wrote: | 00.52GMT | Nov 21, 2008

Something Something, Tits, Something Esther Ranson, something Gareth Bale's Hair something something...

Sounds Pretty reasonable to me.

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