Kinnear is everyone's new favourite manager
Saturday, 04 October 08, 05:31 AM · Comments(1)
In the fucked up world of fancy dan football and the bollocks that goes with, we have to put up with the scabrous leeches that are the press. For the great part they're idiots and we have to listen to their negativity and self important cock foolery! The only exception to this was when Graham Taylor was called out for being a turnip... now that is worthy fucking investigative sports journalism.
Anyway I digress. So the press suck and a former Wimbledon manager most people thought was dead shows up and is given the Newcastle job... Oh, how we chortled! Then he held a press conference and we fucking pissed ourselves laughing as he went to war with a few journos who should actually burn at the stake.
The argument is fueled by the report Joe held training, and Mickey Owen and his worse than Spurs counter-parts didn't turn up or, were given the day off by mad Joe Kinnear. The truth is, no-one knows for sure, but it sparked a debate, as illustrated by this little extract... SB is one Simon Bird from the Daily (Hate) Mail...
SB: So if I get a new job next week would I take the first day off? No I wouldn't. If I get a new job should I call my boss and tell him I am taking the first day off?
JK: It is none of your fucking business. What the fuck are you going to do? You ain't got the balls to be a fucking manager. Fucking day off. Do I want your opinion. Do I have to listen
to you?
How did a press conference get to this, well because it started like this...
JK: Which one is Simon Bird (from The Daily Mirror)?
SB: Me.
JK: You're a cunt.
Genius... absolutely grade fucking A genius! Anyway should you want to read it all, and you definitely do, there is a transcript here. And if you want to hear it, click here, though with the some what foul language bleeped the thing makes little or no sense, but you get the gist.
Joe we salute you, we would never condone such unpleasantness, but you kind of get the feeling every manager in the country will be thinking, 'fuck, Joe basically just said what I think every time I face those wretched pencil wielding hyenas who think they're part of the beautiful game and serve only to destroy it.'
Joe, you're our man and we want you to do a guest piece for Darkside. Anyone happened to have bumped into him in the years since his disappearance? If so, tell him we need him for some blogging...
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as usual darkside youve got it spot on the wankers of the press have had it coming for years, im only suprised nobody did it sooner, its a great shame that every time you read something in the press you have to wonder if its true or another load of made up bollocks especialy around transfer windows.