Kyle Lafferty you thunderc**t!
Tuesday, 19 May 09, 04:54 PM · Comments(6)
We argued with you about Didier long into the night! We speculated that Ronaldo spent more time throwing himself onto the ground than winging in spectacular free-kicks from long range. We even riled a fair few of you (who are idiots no doubt) by claiming that Ashley Cole was a whinging little bastard who didn’t realise how lucky he was to have copped off with a bag of clunge so hot that she could single headedly melt the polar icecaps. You argued back – we liked that, and our difference in opinion will be shouted at each other from screen to comment box for all eternity.
However – i think that even in this debauched sweat-box, home of filthy porn, global village that is the internet – we’ll have to search long and hard to find someone who doesn’t agree with this article after seeing that twat Kyle Lafferty’s recent reaction to a nod in a recent Rangers Aberdeen match.
“No doubt when you saw this you were shocked. I certainly was. I simply couldn't believe someone could so blatantly cheat. The condemnation has been universal” said Georgina Best of Girls who can’t do football – soccerblog reckoned “It would have made (insert here customary cheap pot shot at) Cristiano Ronaldo proud”. Even Lafferty’s usually delightful mother was purported to have said of her son “had less integrity than Jacqui Smith’s husband when faced with a long night in and a straining lob-on to contend with”.
Put simply Kyle is a dirty cheat, a disgrace to football – and should be banned for a good few months. This is bringing the game to a low, low level – one that ruins the game. OK, it’s only Scottish football so nothing particularly important... But those jocks are people too you know! Lafferty out!
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STREET_baller said:lmfaoo! guy funny
On Didier Drogba's hip hop career taking off! It's a fuckin disgrace, a fu-fu-fucking disgrace
Mark said:Drogba is the most annoying football player ever. He's so annoying he makes Cri...
Spiros said:Cheers A. Gauld. I followed your advice and googled Rangers fans. Not a prett...
A. Gauld said:Look at the fat, ugly baldy hun in the background. That is your typical Rangers...
A. Gauld said:Typical orange cheating bastard !!
Rangers F.C. Scotlands shame !!
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Saw it.lol. One of the worst along with the others. Some players like Rivaldo, Drogba etc.
HEY KYLE WATS UP
get off his back it was hilarious and best thing av ever seen in football!!! lol
moan the gers!!!
Typical orange cheating bastard !!
Rangers F.C. Scotlands shame !!
Look at the fat, ugly baldy hun in the background. That is your typical Rangers fan. Google "Rangers fans" if you dont believe me !!
Cheers A. Gauld. I followed your advice and googled Rangers fans. Not a pretty bunch and certainly won't be winning any beauty contests sometime soon. Just out of interest though I thought I'd type in "Celtic Fans" to let me see the adonises that Rangers fans pale so closely in comparison too...
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