Philippines National Team Looking for you? to play? and get freaky with their chicks? Yes!
Thursday, 09 October 08, 01:04 PM · Comments(2)
I revealed in an earlier blogpost that I think my England career may be over before it’s even begun, but lo! There may still be hope for us ball-clogging local-league dreamers who week-upon-week turn up on icy Sunday mornings to play in front of 3 angry wives and a cow...
That is if we have any Filipino in us.
For you see, the able legends at World Cup Blog have reliably informed me that the “The Philippine Football Federation is literally ‘scouring the globe’ to find people to play for the national football team” which is, as you might expect, are best currently summed up as an ‘international crock of shit’.
Currently sporting the difficult statistical fact that they have lost 147 of their 184 international matches, we nonetheless hear tell that they are” steadily climbing the rankings with six European-based players in their starting 11, most of whom have never even been to the country. Martinez is hoping to add 10 more by the end of the year.”
And while it may be true that subject to a Balboa style upset you may never grace the World Cup in a Philippines shirt, how awesome would it be to become the hero of a nation? Belting goals in for your adopted, generating a small amount of money – I imagine you’d be accruing Filipino pussy galore!
However, scared by talk of chick boys, we at Dark Side have manfully just spent the last hour and a half cruising suitable Asian porn, and can sensationally reveal that the standard of poon for would-be Philippines-based Beckham’s is quite spectacular. Check out this tasty wench for one, who may be distinctly odd (have you ever stripped to your undercrackers and blown kisses at horses), but would certainly get it!
Book me a flight – I’m in for citizenship!
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OMG, why would a person try to kiss a horse, who looks like is on heat and would squash in a second if he tried to hump that asian, why would you play for a nation with no promise of football and resort to stealing other nations players!!!
perhaps you could just go look at some of the channel islands, although they're not fifa sanctioned..........or greenland!haha