WAG is a WAG again... sort of

Tuesday, 26 August 08, 04:17 PM · Comments(0)

Strumpet and Jermaine Defoe ex, Charlotte Mears has made it back into the WAG first team... kinda.

After falling hard when pint-sized dimwit Defoe ditched her to try and make good a futile effort to bed Danielle Lloyd, (yes the former serial WAGger and racist), Mears is back in the sport support of a super star.

I say super star, but actually mean nobody, well at least nobody in terms of trying to get a table at the Ivy, becoming a top flight footballer and spelling your own name right. Yes, I give you the new Mears man, MK Dons' Craig Dobson. A 5' 6" winger with a bag of tricks? That's what the Dons site tells us anyway. Can't help thinking they're trying to convince themselves. And does Mears have a thing for child sized forwards. Then again who knows, maybe Mears has the golden touch, everything that gets between her thighs turns to goals...

Enough words, more flesh. Seriously, why do I bother with such gossip when you just want tits, like Charlotte I suppose. You see what I did there? Tits, as in Defoe and Dobbo are... never mind.

Via WAGS-Blog.