WAG round up
Wednesday, 17 September 08, 12:38 PM · Comments(1)
Not an excuse to post severla pics of our most famous celebrity wives, honest. This is one for the gossip-hounds amongst you.
First up is Joe Cole's bit of fluff Carly Zucker who spotted a passing bandwagon and leapt on it feet first (again), this time in an attempt to get people fit for the Sweat in the City campaign (see what they did with the name there? Hope they're proud of themselves). Anyway, the excuse to get in front of the cameras in tight-fitting bottoms was one not to be passed up by the publicity-hungry Zucker, and the results are there for all to see. Didn't manage to sort out her massive bouffon though, did they?
Next in our sight is the delectable Cheryl Cole who will, it seems, never EVER learn (however loud I shout at her when she's on the TV). Putting rumours of a feud with fellow X-Factor judge Dannii Minogue behind her (what wouldn't we give to see that cat fight played out on national TV? In a bath of custard), it seems she has put nob-cheese Ashley's dalliance with another lady behind her and wants a baby! A baby. With the guy who blatantly cheated on her. Maybe she needs her pretty little Geordie head read. Form an orderly queue behind me - sloppy seconds are not my bag.
Finally for this round up, the Bux-om one herself - none other than the future Mrs Lineker, Danielle Bux. It seems that after the news the other day that they were going to get married, the happy couple (for happy, read one chuffed to ribbons jug-eared presenter and one mildly pleased model) have been looking for places to tie the knot. Spotted eyeing up a 16th Century church in Surrey, the two seemed smitten. Whatever - cue tenuous excuse to post a picture of a bird with massive knockers modelling sexy knickers.
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STREET_baller said:lmfaoo! guy funny
On Didier Drogba's hip hop career taking off! It's a fuckin disgrace, a fu-fu-fucking disgrace
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A. Gauld said:Typical orange cheating bastard !!
Rangers F.C. Scotlands shame !!
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do not let Ashley Cole spawn. it will be the beginning of the end. this is evolution turning back on itself. we may witness the exact moment when nature waves a white flag and says 'i surrender, we're fucked.' it's only a matter of time before we are communicating through grunts and ugs and forgetting how to light a fire. and it will all be Ashley Coles fault. you mark my words, he is satan.