Wise move by Fat Mike Ashley?
Monday, 15 September 08, 10:52 AM · Comments(0)
I've just read Mike Ashley's statement 1,644 word essay as to why he is selling Newcastle United and I have one thing to say to him. Bore off!
The reason that Newcastle is dissolving into a pool of diarrhoea is simple. Dennis Wise! Told you it's simple. I bet he can't even spell Executive Director (Football). He could never really get his pea-brain to register the rules of the game when he played and when he was manager of Leeds he couldn't add up that -£millions + -£millions = sweet FA (and you know I don't mean Football Association). When Gus Poyet left for Tottenham, Wise must have realised he was up shit creek and Poyet was his paddle. So why did Mike Ashley decide that Little Dennis was the right person for the job? Anyway, he must have had his reasons, but the next baffling thing is why is he called Executive Director (Football) when really he's a scout? He's already a jumped up prick, he doesn't need a convoluted title as well. He must be a right pain in the arse to work with. He has Napoleon syndrome, his head is wider than it is tall and he's an aggressive little bastard.
Keegan, who every Geordie man wants to marry, versus Wise, who every Geordie person wants to punch - how on Earth did Wise win?
It's hard to feel sorry for a multi-millionaire, but strangely I do a bit for fat Mike. He inherited a heap of debt, due to the board not being able to keep hold of a manager, then appointed a scally cockney to do scally Geordie's job. But take my advice, don't read his statement - it's shit.
MOTD showed a poignant image on Saturday where someone had stuck For Sale signs on the seats...and a picture tells a thousand words.
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