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Monday, 24 November 08, 05:47 PM
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C'mon Gallas, tell us who gets on your tits!
Friday, 21 November 08, 06:04 PM
OK, so Little William Gallas isn't a happy bunny. But mate, fetch the toys back into the pram and retrieve your dummy from wherever it was spat to. Man the fuck up and deal with it.
So there's one player at Arsenal who is causing disruption. Dressing room rifts. Responsible for the other players not 'fighting' as hard as they could (not Martin 'Apeman' Keown then). But don't just fanny around, point the finger, expose the bastard.
And not content with that, a certain 'S' on the French national team isn't pulling...
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Jungle Wags Make Esther blub...
Wednesday, 19 November 08, 09:36 PM
We know those wags are a nasty bunch... but picking on a widowed ginger lass with buck teeth!
Ok, the wags in question, one Carly Zucker and Nicola, err, something the fuck, maybe didn't actually mean to make her cry and weren't actually picking on her. But that would be boring, right? Well, I only saw literally two minutes and I have to say, these wags are not my type. Even reduced to jungle slacks and so desperate for a champagne and a night at China Whites, to offer them a lemonade in a flute glass and flash a torch behind them would defo result in a blowy I couldn't do it - well maybe if Spurs had lost. Fucking Fulham, fucking Gomes, fucking Gareth Bale and his god damn hair... I'd just got used to winning! See Mr. Hotspur for the deets and a controversial perspective on that clown we currently have employed between...
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New sexy WAGs for your album
Sunday, 21 September 08, 10:08 AM
Just when you thought life was all about Carly Zucker and her massive hair, and the walking soap opera that is Cheryl Cole, I bring you two fresh pin up girls for you to, erm, study furiously.
First up is the delectable Giselle Santa Cruz, arm candy of Blackburn's Mr. Roque. Talk about the girl next door Thanks to The Offside for the heads up.
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WAG round up
Wednesday, 17 September 08, 06:38 PM
Not an excuse to post severla pics of our most famous celebrity wives, honest. This is one for the gossip-hounds amongst you.
First up is Joe Cole's bit of fluff Carly Zucker who spotted a passing bandwagon and leapt on it feet first (again), this time in an attempt to get people fit for the Sweat in the City campaign (see what they did with the name there? Hope they're proud of themselves). Anyway, the excuse to get in front of the cameras in tight-fitting bottoms was one not to be passed up by the publicity-hungry Zucker, and the results are there for all to see. Didn't manage to sort out her massive bouffon though, did they?
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Get your Mitts out for the lads
Wednesday, 27 August 08, 02:34 PM
I think I've done it! I finally found a footballer I want to have sex with, and he's called Heather.
Heather Mitts to be precise, and she's US 'soccer' player who is smokin' hot!
Seriously, check her out, and make sure you follow her career progression, cos once she ditches the footy, she'll be coming to a catwalk/centrefold near you.
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WAG is a WAG again... sort of
Tuesday, 26 August 08, 10:17 PM
Strumpet and Jermaine Defoe ex, Charlotte Mears has made it back into the WAG first team... kinda.
After falling hard when pint-sized dimwit Defoe ditched her to try and make good a futile effort to bed Danielle Lloyd, (yes the former serial WAGger and racist), Mears is back in the sport support of a super star.
I say super star, but actually mean nobody, well at least nobody in terms of trying to get a table at the Ivy, becoming a top flight footballer and spelling your own name right. Yes, I give you the new Mears man, MK Dons' Craig Dobson. A 5' 6" winger with a bag of tricks? That's what the Dons site tells us anyway. Can't help thinking they're trying to convince themselves. And does Mears have a thing for child sized forwards. Then again who knows, maybe Mears has the golden touch, everything...
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