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MIllwall fans NOT 'munters' - fact!

Friday, 12 September 08, 02:39 PM

Joe Amphlett must be the stupidest bloke ever to be given airtime on local radio (and that's saying something given that Moyles and Scott Mills started out there). Given the chance to judge a contest to see which Millwall fan was the 'hottest' and give the lucky lady the chance to model the new kit in some catalogue or something, he said on his radio show that some of them were 'munters'. Not content with leaving at that, a slip we could have forgiven him for, he went on to compound his misery by saying there was more 'Kate Moose than Kate Moss'. Fair play to him for coming up with that line, but WTF? He got the sack from his judging position, predictably

We had a crafty look at the Facebook group, and there are some excellent examples of the female form in ...

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The reason why Brazil are good at football

Friday, 12 September 08, 02:03 PM

And they are, no getting away from it, one of the best teams on the planet. They have grace, poise, flare, charisma, skills to die for - and at DSOTB we know why.

When you can play to impress fans such as the lovely lady below - with the nailed on guarantee that if she comes near the dressing room she will *definitely* shag you (and your teammates) - why would you be crap?

England, on the other hand, have to impress honeys like this:

Now tell me we play a beautiful game... 

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Ashley Cole - cheating little gobshite.

Friday, 12 September 08, 11:16 AM

Not only does this ballbag throw himself all over the pitch like a cock, he throws his cock into everything with a pulse. What a turd.

Why, when he's married to Cheryl (one fifth of a great wetdream) Tweedy? Only a complete mental would cheat so much on and off the pitch. Ashley Cole is what is wrong with English Football. In fact - Ashley Cole is what's wrong with England. I'd go so far as to say that he is solely responsible for the downfall of modern society and the uprise of the youth gang gun and knife culture that is becoming the ruination of our once great Britain. Well, him and George W Bush. Because cowards who dive on the floor every time a defender comes near will probably be the sort of coward who will stab you instead of having a proper fight. Everyone who has a knife - you're a manifestation of an Ashley Cole-induced cultural meltdown brought on by diving on the field and using words like 'Blinging' and 'LOL' - in other words -...Read Post »

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England vs. Croatia - the battle of the babes

Wednesday, 10 September 08, 03:24 PM

Yes, we know there's a football match tonight, and yes, we know there's a fair chance that it will either be a 0-0 borefest, or a 3-0 thrashing by Bilic's boys, but the real question we have for you is which of these lovely ladies wins your....heart?

Will it be the lovely blond representing England

...or the other lovely blond from Croatia?

Thanks to the lads at Totally Crap for the pics. Keep up the good work fellas.

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