NSFW - You too can have a £460 coke-fuelled romp with Ronaldo’s bird…!
Monday, 22 September 08, 05:39 PM
…according to this story in the News Of The World anyway. She charges 2 grand a night, or £460 for an hour’s quickie. So by our reckoning, we only need to scrape together 77 quid and we could have a go on her. Twice.
And judging by the pics below, it doesn’t take much to get her in her skimpies. She was trying to tempt the undercover reporter into getting it on with
her and a fellow ‘professional’, and (like a massive dick fool idiot imbecile) he declined. He also turned down her very kind offer of some Grade A nose candy
too. Talk about missing an opportunity*!
So the Winking One will have some hard thinking to do now that a national tabloid has exposed his belo...
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Cheryl Cole causes man fight
Sunday, 21 September 08, 07:24 PM
Cheryl Cole appeared at London Fashion Week strutting her stuff on the catwalk last week. And managed to cause a ruckus. It seems that the boyfriend of one Cameron Diaz took a shine to the former Ms. Tweedy and is now following her round like a puppy dog, tongue out, eyes wide. Dick.
There's at least two sources (here and here) that reckon one Paul Sculfor (beau of the aforementioned Ms. Diaz) has been traipsing round like a lovesick teenager after the Geordie bint, as has another model David Gandy. But what do the fellas do if the bird they're chasing is terminally attracted to the massive, massive twat that is Ashley Cole? Well...I...
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New sexy WAGs for your album
Sunday, 21 September 08, 10:08 AM
Just when you thought life was all about Carly Zucker and her massive hair, and the walking soap opera that is Cheryl Cole, I bring you two fresh pin up girls for you to, erm, study furiously.
First up is the delectable Giselle Santa Cruz, arm candy of Blackburn's Mr. Roque. Talk about the girl next door Thanks to The Offside for the heads up.
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Dutch club reinvents sexy football
Saturday, 20 September 08, 07:08 PM
Our new friends at Asylum (well they will be if they
keep bringing us stories like this), have lightened my day considerably with the fact that the Dutch FA - in their infinite wisdom stupidity - have banned an amateur ladies'
team from playing in short skirts instead of shorts. Now I urge you to take one look at the picture below and tell me that bloke's shorts are sexier.
See? You can't. FC de Rakt ladies, we applaud you.
Dutch FA - you're all clowns.
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Amateur babes kissing.
Friday, 19 September 08, 01:51 PM
It's Friday, so we all deserve a little fun, and a quick trawl of favourite site Soccer Babes reveals something that I didn't realise before. Lots of girls who watch football wear bikinis. And when it gets exciting they hug, they kiss and they grope. Awesome.
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WAG round up
Wednesday, 17 September 08, 06:38 PM
Not an excuse to post severla pics of our most famous celebrity wives, honest. This is one for the gossip-hounds amongst you.
First up is Joe Cole's bit of fluff Carly Zucker who spotted a passing bandwagon and leapt on it feet first (again), this time in an attempt to get people fit for the Sweat in the City campaign (see what they did with the name there? Hope they're proud of themselves). Anyway, the excuse to get in front of the cameras in tight-fitting bottoms was one not to be passed up by the publicity-hungry Zucker, and the results are there for all to see. Didn't manage to sort out her massive bouffon though, did they?
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