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Everyone's favourite - WAG round up

Monday, 06 April 09, 02:20 PM

It's been a while since we talked WAG, but that doesn't mean they haven't been busy.

Cheryl Cole's been climbing some hill, while Ashley threw a hissy fit at a copper, but now she's back she's telling us to leave him alone. Apparently he's 'not very strong and this is doing him no good at all'. And having your wife fight your battles for you makes you look like such a big strong man, Ashley? Seriously, maybe it's to detract from the *horrible* performance he put in last Wednesday for England.

Alex Curran has been spending more of Stevie G's hard-earned Scouse Dollars, and this time she's decided to get her kids involved. Taking your 5- and 2-year olds to...

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Monday, 24 November 08, 05:47 PM

Just a quick one. News from our second favourite source (after the bloke down the pub) OneIndia. They report that Girls Aloud, which is where DSOTB fave Cheryl Cole plies her trade (when she's not whingeing on the X Factor), have recently launched an initiative to teach kids how to look after their dogs. Like I said...insert own headline.Read Post »

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Cheryl Cole causes man fight

Sunday, 21 September 08, 07:24 PM

Cheryl Cole appeared at London Fashion Week strutting her stuff on the catwalk last week. And managed to cause a ruckus. It seems that the boyfriend of one Cameron Diaz took a shine to the former Ms. Tweedy and is now following her round like a puppy dog, tongue out, eyes wide. Dick.

There's at least two sources (here and here) that reckon one Paul Sculfor (beau of the aforementioned Ms. Diaz) has been traipsing round like a lovesick teenager after the Geordie bint, as has another model David Gandy. But what do the fellas do if the bird they're chasing is terminally attracted to the massive, massive twat that is Ashley Cole? Well...I...

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WAG round up

Wednesday, 17 September 08, 06:38 PM

Not an excuse to post severla pics of our most famous celebrity wives, honest. This is one for the gossip-hounds amongst you.

First up is Joe Cole's bit of fluff Carly Zucker who spotted a passing bandwagon and leapt on it feet first (again), this time in an attempt to get people fit for the Sweat in the City campaign (see what they did with the name there? Hope they're proud of themselves). Anyway, the excuse to get in front of the cameras in tight-fitting bottoms was one not to be passed up by the publicity-hungry Zucker, and the results are there for all to see. Didn't manage to sort out her massive bouffon though, did they?

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Ashley Cole - cheating little gobshite.

Friday, 12 September 08, 11:16 AM

Not only does this ballbag throw himself all over the pitch like a cock, he throws his cock into everything with a pulse. What a turd.

Why, when he's married to Cheryl (one fifth of a great wetdream) Tweedy? Only a complete mental would cheat so much on and off the pitch. Ashley Cole is what is wrong with English Football. In fact - Ashley Cole is what's wrong with England. I'd go so far as to say that he is solely responsible for the downfall of modern society and the uprise of the youth gang gun and knife culture that is becoming the ruination of our once great Britain. Well, him and George W Bush. Because cowards who dive on the floor every time a defender comes near will probably be the sort of coward who will stab you instead of having a proper fight. Everyone who has a knife - you're a manifestation of an Ashley Cole-induced cultural meltdown brought on by diving on the field and using words like 'Blinging' and 'LOL' - in other words -...Read Post »

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