In the UK, prime-time reality TV contests usually
consist of crap singers and Simon Cowell or a
big house full of dick heads. 

Brazil, however, make things a lot sexier. 

The Musa do Brasileiro competition whittled down
thousands of ridiculously good looking girls to a
final twenty, each of whom now represent a
different team in the Campeonato Brasileiro Série A.

This little beauty is now the face of Internacional
and wow what a hottie. 

So come on you guys of the Premier League, get
your fingers out and get a WAGs competition on
the go.

She must be the luckiest girl in Aintree, she is the one who
got lumbered with Stevie Gerrard.

First thing she did was to purchase a Kirby Hoover.  Stevie
boy has a habit of going down too easily, including when
carrying cups of tea, meals etc etc and making a hell of a mess.

Alex is actually one of the leading WAGs among the England
players along with Top Bitch WAG Victoria Beckham, Coleen
Rooney and the ever gorgeous Cheryl Cole.

On October 29, 2007, she launched her own fragrance,
named "Alex", which has been one of the top sellers
ever since.

This delightful little morsel was with Freddie Ljunberg when he was with
The Arse but he took his eye off his balls so to speak and VAMOOSH.......
Kieron Richardson stole in on the blind side and stole his WAG !!!

She said: “Freddie’s such a gentleman. He’s sexy and really knows how to
turn a girl on. But Kieran’s my little rough diamond. He’s a bad boy, that’s
why I like him. We didn’t see much of New York, but a lot of our hotel
bedroom. I know it’s naughty, both at the same time, but I’m a naughty girl.”

When she isn’t exploiting footballers like a cheap lil ho, Anara enjoys blogging
on her Bebo Page Here. As you can tell from this entry, her English isn't up
to much, either that or she just can't be arsed using punctuation.

"hiya i can not wait still this friday i am going to the apple studio it is going
to be so much fun me an other girls got picked out of hundreds of models
an we go down on the friday an get are hair makeup nails an things done
an have a nice girlie night talking to the rest of the people then on saturday
we have 3 shoots to get thru in 1 day mine start at 2 in the afternoon on
sunday an monday we have not been told what is going on its a surprise
an now i have found i have a neigbour mia coming haha it is going to be
so much fun an all scouts from topshop armani zara an loads more are
there to spot us talented models mwah xxx"

Nicola McLean can currently be seen on "I'm A Celebrity Get
Me Out Of Here" on BBC1 and what a site huh !!!

Before becoming a model Nicola McLean was an army cadet.  She
modelled for Page Three of The Sun newspaper between June
2000 and July 2003; and the Daily Star newspaper from 2001
until 2006.

She does have a rather spectacular pair of Chesticles but they
weren't always so huge, she had them increased from a 32C to
a 32G and no doubt all you guys are happy with that.

She is engaged to Peterborough United player Tom Williams
who is errrrrrr crap.

Kristen Pazik (born 11 Aug 1978) is an. American
model. She was born in Minneapolis, Minnesota. 
She is of Polish descent

Kristen married Ukrainian footballer Andriy Shevchenko
after approaching him in Milan at a party. After a couple
of years of romance, they married in July 2004 on a golf
course near Washington DC.  The couple had two sons,
Jordan (named after Andriy's idol, Micheal Jordan) who
was born on 29 Oct 2004 and Christian, who was born
on 10 Nov 2006. 

........and Andriy is hopeless but that's another story,
actually he has 2 kids so he doesn't miss all the time ;-)

How kind am I ?

Trying to cheer up all The Arse fans
with a few posts of the hotties their
players are......knockin' off.

This time it is Melanie Slade who has
done sod all actually except hook up
with Theo when she was in school,
mess up her exams and then swiftly
threw off her clothes for the usual
mags and made a pile of cash, well
done Missy, grab it while it's there!!

You can also vote for Melanie in the
2008 'I'll Shag It' awards here

Something to add to her CV should
she win, bless her.

Despite The Arse getting a good whooping on
a regular basis Alberto Aquilani at least has
something to smile about.  He joined the Arse,
achieved fame & fortune and got his grubby lil mitts
on the rather gorgeous Francesca here.  So
a 3-0 beating at the hands of Al-City aint so
bad after all I guess, if he has her to go home
and play with.

In 2003, she was elected Miss Italia
receiving the crown from Claudia Cardinale.

The former Miss Czech Republic Radka Kocurova