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Carly Zucker - Unfortunate For Her Got Lumbered With Joe "Whine Whine Whine" Cole

Friday, 12 September 08, 06:46 PM

Poor little mare. Life was looking good. She got a good career as a personal trainer, good money. A lovely figure, sexy lil thing, and life is all hunky dorey. Then Joe "Whine Whine Whine" Cole turns up and she got tricked and mesmerised by the very same bullshit he uses to try and con referees with !! Things could have been so different for her too if she had more luck. She could have hooked up with a WINNER like Nani, Anderson or CR7. But no, poor Carly is stuck with Mr Second Place. Part of the team who now practise the art of staying on your feet while taking a penalty !! Not to worry, she can always have "fun" with some of her clients and leave Joe at home as second best - after all ... he's used to it now chasing United for so long ... Muahahahahahahahaha ... !!! Carly Zucker Jogging

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She Is Sexy But He's Certainly Not !!!

Monday, 28 July 08, 09:32 AM

The king of the robot dancing. The Beanpole. The one and only - Peter Crouch !!!

I bet everyone is thinking "Oh shit, no way ... his woman is bound to be a horse !!!"

That was my first thought too actually when someone suggested to me to add the little madam in here. So I Googled her name ... as you do when you are a nosey bitch like me ... and WOW !!!

She is no horse, trust me, lol. In fact, without wishing to appear to be gay in any way, she is quite a hotty - and with all due respect to the lanky one they call Crouch - what in the name of God is she doing with him !!

If I ever hear this girl proclaim: "It's nothing to do with the money" ... I will have to beat her ass for her !!! At £80,000 a week that's just about all he has going for him, let's not beat about the bush here. My Sunday roast was my favourite meal of the whole week until Crouch turned up at Soutampton. However, as I now slip those lovely succulent runner beans into my mouth I just can't help thinking about how they grow - up the beanpole - which in turn makes me think of him. That's enough to put me off my dinner !!!!

So here's to Abigail Clancy - a little hotty who is very brave to live with the person she lives with.

Abigail, we salute you !!!

Abigail Clancy - Crouch's Girl Abigail Clancy Crouch's Bitch