It's a sad day when the made up nonsense of the E-Timothy's Rumour Mill makes depressing reading but these are the times we live in.

So without even the slightest attempt to pass these rumours of as my own here is video delights to only add to the disappointment when it turns out to be complete and utter rubbish.

Over the weekend there was a program called: "What The Noughties Gave Us" on some free to view license fee paid channel.

I'll...

That was the week that was.

A week when a tape became the most sought after piece of sound recording since Osama Bin Laden released his version of The Beatles I Am The Walrus with two henchmen on pan pipes. His X-Factor style tribute to disco is sure to have pop pickers searching those Pakistan caves.

I heard a rumour that if the BBC sound recording of game at Westfield is played backwards you get message that says This Is Satan, I need a Loaf but don't go to...

The only irony in this not unexpected news is it's announced before a meaningless international bounce game.

John Kennedys star was in the...

Peter Scudamore Yesterday 

The Big Wigs from the those Big Clubs that bath in swimming pools full of Sky's money...

Falkirk Subs Warm Up 

Could Sky instead of switching off the sound not just switched off the pictures for the watching millions?

It would have saved 90 mins of acute embarrassment for us:;playing against a team made up from...