Aiden McGeady MOTM, Holy Goalie Gosh And Beware Of The 'Senkie

It's back. The blog that is as welcome as Chris Iwelumo at an archery club or a pox carrying grey squirell, wie the horn, in a pack of red squirells on heat and after 5 Bacardi Breezers. Not at full fitness yet. A Doumbe type injury has laid it low and a loan deal has been agreed wie Chester City reserves for a Laptop that is steamed powered and has a canary giving gas warnings.

Which has just went phhhheeeeeeeeeeppppppp and croak. Bit like Jan Vennegoor Of Hesslelink.

Holy Goalie Gosh And Aiden McGeady Irelands Favourite Son.

In the international boredom, Artur Boruc decided to tell us that he was over the burds, booze and blunders. Well, boredom got to the Holy Goalie when this happened. The Solvakian Tv pictures are not the best so here is a section from the match report...

Sestak, the Solvakian Kenny Miller, scored his first in the 85th minute after a mistake by Polish keeper Artur Boruc, who SLIPPED(?), dropped the ball (did he ever have the ba'?) and offered the Solvak an easy chance to score.

The FIFA reporter must have not been watching Solvak TV to give such an Arthur Montford type account. All things consider..Artur made a arse of it and he's better on the burds and booze. 

Another Celtic player was having a better night. Aiden McGeady, played a major role in Ireland's convincing 1-0 victory over Club Rep Cyprus, was praised to the hilt by the Irish manager, of Italian origin, George Trap O' Toni. Aiden himself was pleased saying:

I was pleased wie my overall performance. I managed to get the ball (which is always nice for a player to actually have the ba') and contribute in the final third.

His contributions in the final third included missing a sitter and having a poor final ba' according to the some Irish commentators who are maybe showing the first signs of anti-Scottishness. Still, Aiden was either MOTM or not very guid. He seems to divide opinion. Does that mean he is the Irish Gary Caldwell?

Fair Play to Murderwell.

In this credit crunch and maybe reacting to the recent protests by The Green Brigade regarding ticket prices Motherwell have annouced their plan to attract another 150 fans through their gates by dropping their ticket prices. Next time Celtic visit the Fir Park Midden we will get charged 15 Scottish Pounds for the privilage to get filmed, be subjected to heavy-handed stewarding and watch Celtic beat them easily.

Aboot time the others followed suit.

Beware Of The 'Senkie

Real fitba' returns this weekend and Celtic face a tricky tie at Inverness. A stadium, where we have scored in all oor visits since 23.03.03, but oor last visit saw a potential championship dropping 3 points when we were 2-0 up and got beaten 3-2. But...it wisny, as The Huns were shite but it did spell the end of Elvis and Mark Brown's Celtic careers.

Oor managers record up there is W2, D2, L1 and performances 0. It's the type of record that has Gordon trying to pencil in Paul Hartley and Barry Robson. In oor last 3 visits to The 'Senkie we have scored twice wie Jan Vennegoor of Hesslelink being the main 'Senkieskelper. We will look to Georgios Samaras and Scott McDonald to keep that record up this weekend.

'Senkie's record of W1, D1, L2 at home this season goes for nothing. They celebrate the visit of Celtic by burning longboats, eating haggis and drinking virgins blood while shouting 'Arrrrrrggggghhhh' while beating their chests wie axes. Yes, they will be up for it.

Captain, and ever improving, Mick McManus say's Celtic are up for it as well.

The SPL is a priority- and while I know the Big Cup might be more glamorus, I know I can speak for everyone when I say we want to go for the League (Diddy) Cup too.

He pushing a point saying we want to win the Diddy Cup or the squad thought we could win the Big Cup when in reality we are competing for the UEFA Vase place. Still, nice to know we are focused.

Celtic are the only team to be unbeaten away from home this season, W2 D1 and have scored in every game they have played. We are unbeaten in every game we have scored first. We are a better footballing team than oor visit last December, as View from 412 points oot, so I'm going for a comfortable 2-0 victory wie Maloney scoring.

Hail Hails are open for comments and wind and pish. I'm off to see what happened to that canary.

Forza