Beware, Gloating Could End Wie Pie In The Face.

"Giving R*ngers Ideas"

Planet Media have finally caught on. Having buried the evidence for years, they now are admitting that R*ngers are skint. The FACT that EVERY Hun player is up for sale is sweeping over them like a tidal wave over a small island.

Kris Boydchenko is checking oot the Bullring, Bawwy (8) is checking oot the Bigg Market and Madjid Bougherra is checking his contract for three words: Get Out Clause.

Blame is being laid at the door marked FC Kanus. We all know they should be looking towards a mansion in the South of France, a private jet and a little genital in St.Petersburg.

Not that we can rest easy. Celtic's history is littered wie missed opportunities. When oor manager spoke, last week, before oor disappointing draw, which heaped pressure on him, against Dundee Hibs he mused: "Are there Martians out there? I haven't got a clue. Is there life out there? I have no idea." which, he could have been talking aboot the left-handside of the park but he was dealing wie a supposed £9m bid from Portsmouth for Scott Brown. 

"What I have to say is that I can only deal with reality," he added and that is why we should be worried. Portsmouth, have just deposited over £30m in their bank account. Tottenham Hotspur, are known for splashing the cash on over-rated and over-priced players.

While, Tottenham have been linked wie Scott Brown, their interest in Stewart Downing could have a bigger bearing on Celtic. Middlesbourgh, could have £15m burning a hole in their pocket when they sell their flatter to deceive winger. Enough to get change if they decide to go for another flatter to deceive winger who has recently fell oot wie his club.

Oor manager may have to deal wie reality soon enough. Whose to say that those bids, if they arrive, won't be accepted as readily as The Huns accept 30 peices of silver for any of their players?

Forza