Homecoming Is A Damp Return To 'Form' And Blunder For Artur Boruc.

"Mmmmmm, Cats...."

Yesterday, was, 4th Round Scottish Cup weather. Fitba', in this country is meant to be reduced to a lottery by playing in elements, which you widnae send Tommy Sheridan oot on a protest march in. It gives the 'wee teams' a chance, you see.

Weather aside, the 30 odd thousand, who, weren't held to ransom by the Direct Debit Home Ticket system, voted wie their feet and readies, by not entertaining this match. The 23,070, according to eye-witness reports seems, generous, as the £18 ticket price and the non-entertainment supplied by oor managers Celtic meant it was as attractive as watching Liverpool.

Still, at least Artur Boruc continued wie his one man blunder show. The question is: What does he have to do to get dropped? The current answer seems to be shoot someone, sleep wie the managers wife or call the manager an arsehole. But...when the cure is Mark Brown, even if any of those conditions are met then I would hope he would still not be dropped. He could get caught having sex wie one of those freaky bald cats and I would still say his mind is on the joab.

"We don't go away and laugh at the big swipe, we actually think about what's gone on. It's up to us to find the best way to get Artur back to his best form. We will sit him down with the coaching staff and say, 'what is the best for you' : blustered oor manager after the game, while looking longingly at the photo of Zaluska in his wallet.

Celtic are like a Lottery ticket that has 4 winning numbers. It gives you a glow for a few moments then you get bitter and twisted that you don't have 6. They're guid for a spell but revert to being not guid enough for a longer period. This match was like that.

It was won by a 15min cameo by the impressive Scott Brown, who played like a Celtic number 8, and a return from the cauld for Aiden McGeady, who gave an impressive performance, scored a great goal and CONFIRMED that life wieoot him would be worse than life wie him.

2nd period, was the Scott McDonald Show. Missed chances and showed as much greed as a fat bloke at Pizza Huts all you can eat buffet. This game should have been loused long before Artur tried to throw the ba' into the back of the net wie a few minutes left. Like last week, this is why watching this team is so frustrating...we will try and commit suicide at anytime.

On McGeadygate: "We asked him to play wide and when he stayed out there I thought his performance was better although I thought we could have given him more of the ball." said oor manager, wie a massive hint of, if you had done that against Hearts then none of this widnae have happened.

Highlights of the game are here, wie thanks to 101 Great Goals.

The draw for the next round is this afternoon, when I can safely predict an away tie to an SPL team will be forthcoming. Probably, Aberdeen or the winner of Hibs and Hearts.

Forza.

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